Yes and, in the words of Mark Cavendish, it was "proper hard that".
I did the Dark Peak Grimpeur and, it has to be said, I didn't enjoy it.
Total distance (including to/from Manchester Piccadilly and to/from Marple Station to the start was 80 miles, the Audax distance was (by my reckoning; it includes some miss-routing) 67 miles.
Not far from the start, I met Yahuda Moon taking pictures of us on the climb out of Marple Bridge. He then caught me up (on fixed, nutter
) and we had a nice chat before he peeled off on one of the downhills.
The route then took us over Holme Moss (my first attempt, I didn't enjoy it) and down into Holmfirth (good fun) before taking us over to Langsett where I stopped for beans on toast and a pint of tea. Then we went over Strines to the A57 (hated this bit, really hated it) before crossing the Ladybower Dam and heading towards Edale (another bit I wasn't too keen on especially as I started to get cramp in my right leg; I've never had cramp on a bike before). In the Edale station cafe I had a bottle of Coke diluted by a pint of water and I added a sprinkling of salt.
Then came the bit that I'd really been dreading, the climb out of Edale towards Mam Tor. It wasn't quite as bad as I'd feared (that doesn't mean that it was easy, I didn't enjoy it). I stopped 3/4 of the way up for a rest before continuing. Surprisingly no-one overtook me on this stretch.
At the top there was the gentle climb along Rushup Edge (rather liked this
) before the delightful drop to the Chestnut Centre.
I had been mulling over missing the turn there and carrying on into Chapel-en-le-Frith because I knew the lane wasn't pleasant but I couldn't remember why.
It's because of the narrow, gravel strewn surface on the steep descent (obv. after a steep, gratuitous ascent).
Next time (if there is a next time) it'll be via Chapel 'cos routes between controls are free, right ? Via Chapel adds on a few km as well.
By this stage, I just wanted the ride to end but there were still the delights of Dolly Lane to come. Need I say that I didn't enjoy Dolly Lane ?
I missed a turning somewhere in New Mills so I used local knowledge to get me to Marple and the finish pub. Flat bits were covered quite quickly (there weren't many) but hills generally required the lowest gears. I wasn't having fun.
The finish was delightful.
In complete contrast to my only other Audax, people were still there. In fact, I wasn't the last to finish.
I had a couple of halves of Robinson's beers and a couple of packs of sandwiches before catching the train to Manchester and riding back to Bar to meet Helen.
Guess what I had to drink ?
Now that I've finished, I only feel relieved, there's no sense of achievement at all.
I was pondering this along the route and I came to the conclusion I would only have felt satisfied if I'd been able to do the ride easily. I don't get any sense of satisfaction from struggling and I only remember the painful bits.
I need to work on this and the way forward seems to be that I need to struggle more until it becomes easier. It will be painful. I shan't enjoy it.
I'm not sure that I'm motivated enough to do this by cycling on my own so it will either need to be done with a training group or in a ride with a time limit like Audax.
Other points of note: another insect/glasses interaction. This time a wasp pinged off my specs at ~25mph.
My Garmin bodges to stop it cutting out over bumps weren't successful. Seems that I need the extra capacitor trick. This was another aspect that I didn't enjoy.
My knees would like a cassette with more than 25 tooths, please.
The lessons learned on the Tan Hill ride (have food/gels close to hand and use them, carry painkillers) were put into practise with positive results. Thanks BOAB for the painkiller lesson
I also learned at the finish that there are a series of similar rides and they're on successive Wednesdays.
Given how little I've enjoyed today, it would be stupid to do anymore of them wouldn't it ?