ok, road test results.
actually, backtrack slightly....
I stopped at Halfrauds on the way home (only place open) and bought two of the
Slime shields. This means that now I have...
Tyre
Screw Heads
Wickes tape
Wickes Tape
Slime Tube Protector
Duck Tape
I know this seems overkill but I really don't want that shield moving or the heads coming through.
I then fitted the tyres. It's been about four years since the back tyre came off that bike and I'd forgotten that it's a nasty rim. It took half an hour to just take the tyre off and put the new one on. Wobblies were thrown. Tyre Levers were bent (I never use them normally!). Pippa's novel
method of stomping on the tyre just got me nowhere. I am not looking forward to a deflation at the side of the road
The tyres were pumped to 40psi. They are rated 35 to 50psi.
The ride on tarmac.. How shall I describe it? Maybe "it rides like a full suspension BSO with two buckled wheels and flat tyres". It is however ridable, with just a bit of loss of top speed. Cornering however is pretty unwelcome, the bike is up on the line of screws and so it doesn't really want to corner. As damerell said upthread it is a bit like riding a bike with a square tyre profile.
What should be mentioned however IS THE NOISE. It sounds as though Gary Lineker has covered the road with a depth of 6 inches of fresh crisps and you're rolling over them on a really wide tyre.
Now, that was tarmac. How about the way home?
Off road, on a frozen unmade road was ok. The noise was still there, but decreased. The handling went back to a normal "I'm on a rough road with poor headlights" but it was more a bone dry summer road instead of a frozen winter road.
I got courage to ride over a puddle (3 inches of ice). No problems. The next puddle I grabbed the back brake. A tearing noise of a skid; I thought I'd missed the puddle and skidded on the mud. The next puddle I rolled onto slowly and then accelerated hard - the bike just responded as though it was summer.
I then went to a road which is always white with compressed frost. It always freezes hard, and it's impossible to walk on.
I rolled along it with a reassuring crunchiness. I gently braked, without problem. I braked harder and stopped. I didn't put a foot down but just stomped on the pedals hard. The bike pulled a small wheelie and accelerated fast
On the last stretch home I was riding over the deep frozen ice in the gutter instead of using the bare tarmac.
These tyres are frigging amazing! For the traction they gave on sheet ice I'll be keeping them on, but the 7 miles of tarmac road for my commute might get on my nerves if the handling is still soft.
If I do this again I'll actually spend more time sourcing the screws. These ones are a bit too long I think.
All that's needed now is to compare these tyres with the proper studded ones. But in the meantime, it's great on a budget
Total cost:-
Tyres - old and found on the shelf.
200 screws - free from me Dad, who inherited them about 30 years ago and they've just sat in a cupboard.
Duck tape & Wickes Tape - Overkill I know, but about £5 (from memory)
Slime guards - I think £14.
That's less than £10 a tyre, plus the bulk of the cost was the guards which are reusable in any tyre (which I'll probably do), and I have lots of tape left over which will get used.