Author Topic: Oh pants! (Read 7648 times)

Oscar's dad · « **on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:00:14 am »

I am away from home and have just discovered I forgot to pack a change of pants.

Do I go commando or wear yesterday's? I have had a good sniff and yesterday's boxers smell ok.

All advice and thoughts gratefully received.

Jaded · « **Reply #1 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:03:01 am »

Boxers aren't too bad as they rarely get stuck up your crack.

You don't, erm, dribble, do you?

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #2 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:06:36 am »

Given I have yet to teach my willy to sniff I do occasionally dribble, as do most chaps I guess.

Given my dribbling is out in the open (I feel so much better for the admission) does this have any bearing on what I should do?

Elleigh · « **Reply #3 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:08:28 am »

Go to Tescos and get some more.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #4 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:11:27 am »

Elligh, good advice but I am in a strange town (Bridgwater) and don't have time to hunt down the local Tesco. I am in a series of customer facing meetings (as we road warriors term them) today so that buggers up shopping as well.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #5 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:16:29 am »

Are your boxers normally an issue when dealing with customers?

Or, when you go commando, is their absence?

If so, where do I sign up?

MSeries · « **Reply #6 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:17:46 am »

I'd go commando, in fact I sometimes do through choice, call it preparation for such fits of amnesia.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:18:22 am »

Give 'em a whiff of your deodourant

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:22:02 am »

Well Mr Wow, there you have me. I have never had this problem before. Hence my seeking advice.

In the past I have accidentally put my boxers on back to front and then had to stand at the urinal for some minutes trying to find my willy.

However, I have never had customer facing boxer issues before.

I suppose given my location I could pop round to SJS Cycles and see if they do Rohloff boxers but then I might suffer a cracked flange.

What to do eh?

TimO · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:22:32 am »

Quote from: Oscars dad on 09 July, 2008, 08:11:27 am

Elligh, good advice but I am in a strange town (Bridgwater)...

Bridgwater is a strange town, or rather was. Anywhere that you could smell when driving past on the M5 has to be a bit strange.

Apparently the Cellophane factory has closed though, so I presume things are somewhat more fragrant when you're there now.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:24:20 am »

Bridgwater currently smells fine but it is raining.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:25:07 am »

Mrs. Wow says she hopes your flange is all right.

Charlotte · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:26:18 am »

Turn them inside out. Then tomorrow, back to front.

HTH

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:26:50 am »

Seems ok so far Mrs Wow but the day is yet young. Yours?

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #14 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:30:49 am »

Charlotte, according to my wife such a practise is well gross and therefore inadmissible. Even in Essex such behaviour is frowned upon. Who'd of thought?

Wowbagger · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:32:00 am »

Of course if it were a real emergency you could tell us your address and we could arrange a Tesco groceries delivery for you.

You can't pay too much for peace of mind.

Mind you, in my youth we didn't hold with this modern "change 'em every day" nonsense. Once a week whether they needed it or not.

alchemy · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:35:04 am »

Am I alone in thinking that we're being given a bit too much information in this thread

toekneep · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:35:28 am »

OD, my sister lives in Taunton, only a few miles down the road. If you like I could call her and tell there is a strange man in Bridgwater with dirty underpants and ask her if she would like to visit him. Just say the word and I will be on the phone to her.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:36:41 am »

Wow, my schedule today means I will be a moving target so Tesco might have a problem.

I must say you lot have been very helpful. My so called friends on Facebook had nothing to say on the matter at all.

My lovely wife left at home suggested I wear yesterdays boxers so I am following her advice for the moment. But, I shall monitor YACF closely during the day and can easily change my mind.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:38:07 am »

Mr Toe, thats a very tempting offer. I might be in touch.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #20 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:40:42 am »

Quote from: Oscars dad on 09 July, 2008, 08:36:41 am

Wow, my schedule today means I will be a moving target so Tesco might have a problem.

I must say you lot have been very helpful. My so called friends on Facebook had nothing to say on the matter at all.

My lovely wife left at home suggested I wear yesterdays boxers so I am following her advice for the moment. But, I shall monitor YACF closely during the day and can easily change my mind.

I find that in matters of underwear, Arsebook generally wins hands down.

annie · « **Reply #21 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:41:45 am »

Ohhh. Why not wear them on the outside?

toekneep · « **Reply #22 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:42:59 am »

Thank you for that image Annie, I'm going to have to go and lie down now in a dark room.

Charlotte · « **Reply #23 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:43:16 am »

Superhero style?

I think we have a winner!

gonzo · « **Reply #24 on:** 09 July, 2008, 08:45:40 am »

It't doesn't really matter, just go without to work... unless you're an underwear model!

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