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A weekend in Joglerville
« on: November 20, 2011, 10:56:15 PM »
After school on Friday, the cubs and I made a dash for the station loaded with book bags, one gigantic holdall of weekend stuff, the EldestCub's islabike (not the road bike, after consultation) and a fistful of orange cardboard.  We did battle with the X-country dangly space and the utter twit sat in and refusing to move out of our reserved seats (we virtually got a round of applause when he finally admitted defeat and moved!) and duly arrived at Derby station to be met by jogler and whisked away to joglerville for a weekend of utterly delightful silliness and being generally spoiled rotten.

Firstly, it must be noted that there was CAIK


And then there were bikes

(NYM lot - please note the mildly appropriate bike that jogler provided for me to go play on the mild COR that was to follow!)

There was mild fettling


There was a very happy SmallestCub since he got to go on a 'proper' bike ride with me and his brother.


There may have been bridges



and a spot of filthy bike swapping

(yes, that is jogler riding a 24" wheeled Islabike!)

And I may have found a solution to the problem of how to tour with two cubs - Eldest likes a challenge!

And he liked towing the trailer

almost as much as his brother liked being in it!


We got to ride with the Centre Of the Universe

and Alan and Marj


There was a spot more filthy bike swapping


and another bridge

or two

or three


On our way to the excellent Ramblers Retreat, where the roolz state that thou shalt photograph the food





and, ideally, send photographic evidence to our international correspondent so that it can be his turn to hate us, just a little bit, for once...

Then puddings the size of small children's heads.


And remarkably fine treacle tart for me

with splendid looking crumble for TCotU


Then, while jogler and marj went on two of the bikes to collect the cars since the trailer and trailer-towing cannondale had experienced some slight technical issues preventing riding the last wee bit back to the start, me and the rest of the kids wandered through woods and scrambled on muddy banks and hit nature with a stick and threw Stuff in water




A quick trip back to joglerville, then out again - bikeless this time - to chez Gordy where there was FIRE

and party lights

and frankly ludicrous quantities of food, including bonfire soup and homity pie

(photographs of which may well have been sent internationally to make Deano REALLY hate us - since he'd said that he could cope with the jealousy so long as we weren't being fed that!)

There may also have been experimentation with the use of many not-designed-for-the-purpose tools to crack nuts, and the burning of mildly to seriously inappropriate Stuffs in the name of Science.  And entertainment.

A magical Saturday.
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Wowbagger

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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 10:59:52 PM »
Wonderful stuff! Well done all!

Kim

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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 11:02:28 PM »
Cor, all that and FIRE?  Looks like a great weekend was had by all.

What's the trail?  Is it trikable?  (As you might imagine, I'm now on the lookout for optical-illusion-free rides in what might loosely be described as the Midlands).
With regard to wood not being straight, what do you expect trying to make things out of a dead vegetable!

Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2011, 11:12:12 PM »
Sunday morning, and the cubs didn't actually surface til nearly 8 - I was starting to think that we'd broken them!

A morning of gently bimbling, cake eating, tea drinking and mild fettling with SmallestCub very pleased to go shopping for tube and tyre with jogler and both of them most pleased to be let loose with the track pump.  Experimentation in the making of fart noises proved hilarious.

Then a wee trip on the bikes (which led to a very entertaining shedding of yesterday's mud from the mahoosive tractor tyre on my borrowed marin, and a dalmation-spotted Crinkly!) down the hill to find more mud, water, sticks and stones.  Oh, and a bridge



There was also a Xander-sized bridge

and water-y stuff to look at



EldestCub had fun skimming stones

And the littly mostly played with sticks


Then on the way back we stopped for one last bridge


oh, and then another one


And I even made it up the hill or the mtb with tractor tyres!

More food (delicious, naturally) and a spot more cake and we were delivered, complete with a pack-up for our tea, to Derby station where our train left a minute too early for us to wave at an incoming Rower40 but did have a helpful guard and our seats were empty and waiting for us.  Peaceful journey home, with both boys being remarkably civilised and me nearly falling asleep, then CrinklyAuntie and CrinklyUncle met us at the station to collect bags and boys and take them back to the den while I walked back with the bike (which wouldn't have fitted) and two exhausted but very happy cubs have collapsed into bed.

More rubbish phone pics than you can shake a stick at
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150402891171839.375316.551606838&type=1&l=e968c8ca67

Huge thankyou to jogler, marj and TCotU for a belter of a weekend, and a  :-* to Gordy for added flame-y goodness and making things go BANG.
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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2011, 11:15:50 PM »
Excellent!
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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2011, 11:21:20 PM »
Was (were) there Poohsticks?

Kim

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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2011, 11:22:26 PM »
Was (were) there Poohsticks?

That reminds me, the game of Poohcars was invented on the Peak tunnels ride...
With regard to wood not being straight, what do you expect trying to make things out of a dead vegetable!

Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2011, 11:40:13 PM »
That was obviously a fabulous weekend!

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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 10:48:47 AM »
Fabulous!
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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 12:52:36 PM »
That's proper cheered me up that has  :)
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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 03:07:45 PM »
Wowbagger: there was a very short, sharp pooh sticks event.I lost & it was a draw between the Cubs.

Kim. we rode the Churnet Valley Trail between Oakamoor & Denstone along the valley floor between Alton Towers & Alton itself.

It is flat:it is wide but Saturday's rather damp & muddy surface would have been marginal,in places, on a Trice.In a dry spell it is,& indeed has been, done on a Trice.

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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2011, 01:30:08 PM »
Crinkly, just a wee reminder:  your Cubs are most cute.  What a fabulous weekend!  We were away too, though there was no FIRE where we were.  We waved at you as we went past  :D :D
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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2011, 09:39:06 PM »
What lucky kids (Of all ages)  Looks like the stuff lifelong memories are made of.
And is that Marj I see on a bike :thumbsup:

Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2011, 10:41:55 AM »
What lucky kids (Of all ages)  Looks like the stuff lifelong memories are made of.
And is that Marj I see on a bike :thumbsup:

Yes it's me Paul xxxx

Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2011, 08:50:48 PM »
What excellent fun!  :D

Is that a Staffordshire Oatcake I spy stuffed with baked beans?  My Mum is very partial to those, and for a while couldn't get them locally in Leicester, whereas they had them in the big York Tescos. I once sent her a pack in the post.
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Re: A weekend in Joglerville
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2011, 09:04:15 PM »
Oatcakes are wonderful :D
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odd but pleasant.