As the difficult b*gg*r who started all this, I'm going to throw my 2p-shaped spanner in the works.
All my bikes have 3 groups of gears:
- too low
- just right
- too high
The gears themselves move between groups as the roadspeed and terrain alter.
As most of my riding is done on hub-geared bikes, "change-up" and "change-down" are instantly understandable, with no clever/confusing double-shifting needed. So if I'm in a "too high" gear, as evidenced by volume of knee grumblage, then I apply operation "change-down". If I'm in a "too low" gear, as evidenced by scorch marks on lycra or standing-waves forming on my beergut, I "change-up".
If operation "change-down" doesn't yield results, I apply "MTFU and get out of the saddle" or "get-off-and-walk". If "change-up" does nothing, then I free-wheel and relax a bit.
If "get-off-and-walk" becomes too frequent, I search the catalogues for a rear sprocket with n+2 teeth. Which was fun, when applied to the belt-drive Trek.
So the actual numbers are a needless distraction. Not knowing them doesn't detract from enjoying the bike ride.