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Cudzoziemiec

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Get your bent cucumbers here!
« on: 24 July, 2008, 03:11:48 am »
The EU are to allow bent cucumbers, small carrots, etc.

Bent cucumbers? With prices up, EU won't bin them - Yahoo! News UK

But only, it seems, if they are labelled to the effect of being "not pretty, don't eat raw", and only, of course, if member states enable it nationally.
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Re: Get your bent cucumbers here!
« Reply #1 on: 24 July, 2008, 03:14:31 am »
It's appalling isn't it that they were banned in the first place?
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Re: Get your bent cucumbers here!
« Reply #2 on: 25 July, 2008, 12:31:35 pm »
I thought the 'bent cucumber' sort of thing was an urban myth.
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Re: Get your bent cucumbers here!
« Reply #3 on: 25 July, 2008, 12:48:49 pm »
Why on earth should a misshapen veg not be eaten raw? Am I missing something?

Re: Get your bent cucumbers here!
« Reply #4 on: 25 July, 2008, 02:22:35 pm »
Why on earth should a misshapen veg not be eaten raw? Am I missing something?

To appease the French, Italian, Spanish and Greek agribusinesses that supply our perfectly shaped but often tasteless fruit and veg?  I assume this from the facts reported on the BBC News website that said those were the countries apposing the relaxing of the relevant trading standards.
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Re: Get your bent cucumbers here!
« Reply #5 on: 25 July, 2008, 02:25:34 pm »
Is the carrot still classified as a fruit though?
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Get your bent cucumbers here!
« Reply #6 on: 28 July, 2008, 09:40:34 am »
I think rafletcher has it, and also to appease the supermarkets who can find it more convenient or easier to sell food to our eyes than our tongues.
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