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Pork Scratchings
« on: 01 August, 2008, 03:01:23 pm »
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #1 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:02:23 pm »
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #2 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:02:41 pm »
Mmmmmmmm.... I judge how good a pub is by the availability and quality of it's pork scratchings.
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #3 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:06:59 pm »
Yup!  Can't beat a good pork scratching, hair 'n all  :o

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #4 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:23:21 pm »
Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Or, as the Not! sketch has it:

Barman - Pork Scratchings?  Chicken Itchings?  Doggy Scabs?
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #5 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:25:57 pm »
Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Or, as the Not! sketch has it:

Barman - Pork Scratchings?  Chicken Itchings?  Doggy Scabs?


But didn't they originate 'oop North?  Are you casting aside your cultural heritage?  I thought they were as integral as a flat cap, whippet and stout...    ;D
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #6 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:26:12 pm »
Yummy !   :P

Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #7 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:27:16 pm »
When in Denmark I discovered a similar, though not as pure version.  At the checkout the girl asked me twice (in very good English) if I was sure I wanted to buy them.  She was convinced only Danes would want them  ;D

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #8 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:27:34 pm »
I think you will find that doggy scabs pork scratchings are from the land of the faggot - west Mids.
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #9 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:28:32 pm »
If you like pork scratchings try greek style cooked pork belly

Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #10 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:32:02 pm »
I think you will find that doggy scabs pork scratchings are from the land of the faggot - west Mids.

Nah.  Pork scratching / crackling / pork rind, etc., etc., etc., is a worldwide delicacy. 

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #11 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:34:03 pm »
I think you will find that doggy scabs pork scratchings are from the land of the faggot - west Mids.


But that's north of Watford. 

Doesn't everyone north of Watford have a flat cap, whippet, a pint of stout in one hand and an impenetrable accent?      :-\



 ;D
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #12 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:44:52 pm »
Doesn't everyone north of Watford have ...an impenetrable accent?      :-\



 ;D

Sorry, love, didn't quite catch that.  Could you just say it again?
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #13 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:46:48 pm »
Waitrose sell brawn (or at least used to). That's cooked minced pigs head in jelly. The jars contain the warning 'may contain hair, bones or teeth'. How cool is that!

Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #14 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:48:04 pm »
I think you will find that doggy scabs pork scratchings are from the land of the faggot - west Mids.


But that's north of Watford. 

Doesn't everyone north of Watford have a flat cap, whippet, a pint of stout in one hand and an impenetrable accent?      :-\



 ;D

Doesn't everybody south of Watford Gap talk like a barra boy?  ;D

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #15 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:48:28 pm »
Doesn't everyone north of Watford have ...an impenetrable accent?      :-\



 ;D

Sorry, love, didn't quite catch that.  Could you just say it again?


 :P

Always knew Northerners had a problem with RP....  ;D
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #16 on: 01 August, 2008, 03:53:50 pm »
Doesn't everyone north of Watford have ...an impenetrable accent?      :-\



 ;D

Sorry, love, didn't quite catch that.  Could you just say it again?


 :P

Always knew Northerners had a problem with RP....  ;D

Ere, you dunno wpt yus talkin' 'bout. 

RP originates from my neck of the woods you see.  Northamptonshire, etc.  You grabbing southerners just want to take credit for everything.  >:(

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #17 on: 01 August, 2008, 04:16:19 pm »
Doesn't everyone north of Watford have ...an impenetrable accent?      :-\



 ;D

Sorry, love, didn't quite catch that.  Could you just say it again?


 :P

Always knew Northerners had a problem with RP....  ;D

Ere, you dunno wpt yus talkin' 'bout. 

RP originates from my neck of the woods you see.  Northamptonshire, etc.  You grabbing southerners just want to take credit for everything.  >:(


That's 'Received Pronunciation' - not 'Rushden (Mis)Pronunciation' PB....  ;D
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #18 on: 01 August, 2008, 04:17:03 pm »
Doesn't everyone north of Watford have ...an impenetrable accent?      :-\



 ;D

Sorry, love, didn't quite catch that.  Could you just say it again?


 :P

Always knew Northerners had a problem with RP....  ;D

Ere, you dunno wpt yus talkin' 'bout. 

RP originates from my neck of the woods you see.  Northamptonshire, etc.  You grabbing southerners just want to take credit for everything.  >:(

Yebbut Watford Gap is a similar latitude to PB.
Watford Herts is another matter.

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #19 on: 01 August, 2008, 04:18:58 pm »
I mean Watford, Hertfordshire.  Watford Gap is in the middle of the dragon infested waste that is the North....    ;D
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #20 on: 01 August, 2008, 07:11:18 pm »
I mean Watford, Hertfordshire.  Watford Gap is in the middle of the dragon infested waste that is the North....    ;D

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #21 on: 01 August, 2008, 07:19:09 pm »
Nah.  Pork scratching / crackling / pork rind, etc., etc., etc., is a worldwide delicacy. 

Chicharron is popular in Spain and Latin America.

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #22 on: 01 August, 2008, 07:23:51 pm »
After discussing the finer points of biltong with my South African colleague at work, I broached the subject of pork scratchings.  Despite their seeming similarity to the African delicacy, she was utterly revolted by the idea.

Mind you, she has learned to be wary of my culinary recommendations, having tried a doner kebab "with everything" and been unable to eat any of it  ;D
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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #23 on: 01 August, 2008, 07:29:53 pm »
I mean Watford, Hertfordshire.  Watford Gap is in the middle of the dragon infested waste that is the North....    ;D

I can tell you're an offshorian.   The general reference is north of Watford Gap.     ::-)

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Re: Pork Scratchings
« Reply #24 on: 01 August, 2008, 11:50:33 pm »

Mind you, she has learned to be wary of my culinary recommendations, having tried a doner kebab "with everything" and been unable to eat any of it  ;D

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