Dum, de dum de dum de dum
Came in this morning and my cha-air was gone
de dum de dum de dum
found another, but the set up was wrong
de dum de dum de dum
Ain't got the right angle, seat's in a mess,
How to alter the back is anyone's guess.
Gonna be a long day, gotta handbook to write,
there's gotta be something will make it alright...
ONE WHISKEY, ONE SCOTCH AND ONE BEER
Or two, or three, or...