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gonzo

Caption it #30
« on: 13 June, 2008, 09:26:06 am »
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chris

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Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #1 on: 13 June, 2008, 09:28:22 am »
oi mate, throw it over 'ere, I'll 'ave it if you don't want it!
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Frenchie

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #2 on: 13 June, 2008, 09:30:19 am »
Enough!
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Chris S

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #3 on: 13 June, 2008, 09:31:43 am »
Nico demonstrates to aghast onlookers, his amazing powers of levitation.
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Ian H

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #4 on: 13 June, 2008, 09:32:30 am »
To make the bike as light as possible they filled all the tubes with helium.
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delthebike

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #5 on: 13 June, 2008, 09:36:35 am »
Catching the bike didn't prove as popular as a Le Mans start.
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gonzo

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #6 on: 13 June, 2008, 09:36:53 am »
If they're unhappy in concerts, they throw bottles. In cycling, unhappy spectators throw bikes.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #7 on: 13 June, 2008, 10:33:52 am »
The Gubbinsment is fighting a losing battle against fly-tippers
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hazeii

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #8 on: 13 June, 2008, 04:59:41 pm »
As his bike floated away, he realised that at least this solved his worries about meeting the UCI weight limit.
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Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #9 on: 13 June, 2008, 06:51:00 pm »
"One less car...! Hang on... Oh fuck!"
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Pingu

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Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #10 on: 14 June, 2008, 12:59:51 am »
Nah - that one's been fettled by Nutty.
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GruB

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #11 on: 14 June, 2008, 08:54:07 am »
In the Alternative Olympics, Mattan scored 5.34m in the standing bike throw while dressed in full lycra.  This was his third attempt, having fouled on both previous throws.
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chris

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Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #12 on: 14 June, 2008, 09:33:59 am »
Is that bike an Airbourne Zeppelin?
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Quisling

Re: Caption it #30
« Reply #13 on: 14 June, 2008, 11:10:08 pm »
Quote from: Ian H on 13 June, 2008, 09:32:30 am
To make the bike as light as possible they filled all the tubes with helium.

To make the bike as useful as possible they filled it with EPO
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