Hi all, what have I missed?

[tiermat]

Not been around here for a good while due to:
1) CBA
ii) No cycling for nearly 2 years (due to work)
C) No time for nearly two years (work and personal reasons)

What have a I missed? I expect wrong answers only, ofc, but one or two real answers might be good

[barakta]

Hey! Nice to see you Tiermat.

I'm still here, trundling along. Maybe even riding the trike a bit which is better than my walking to be honest. Too sleep deprived to think of a clever/funny answer, soz.

[Canardly]

Wowbagger has become a weightlifting god in the interim.

[Morat]

I did LEL in my sleep!

(it was a nightmare)

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[sojournermike]

Everyone has discovered their from Ork and we are aging backwards

Welcome back!!! Hope you’re well?

[Cudzoziemiec]

It's mostly gone along as before, just the quality of the coffee has gone down.

[Mr Larrington]

Bobb's entered a monastery, the Pingus have sworn off BEER and Kim destroyed West Bromwich when the particle accelerator tripped a circuit breaker at an inopportune moment.

N.B. Above may contain traces of lie.

[andrewc]

Kim destroyed West Bromwich when the particle accelerator tripped a circuit breaker at an inopportune moment.

After which she was recruited into The Laundry.......  Barakta has joined her & is now playing some scary tunes on a white violin....

[Jaded]

Wowbagger changed parties.

He is now a fully paid up Tory.

[Clare]

Wowbagger has changed his name to Margret and is a Trumpanzee.

[Basil]

Blackberries ripened.

[Cudzoziemiec]

Andrew C has moved to London, in order to follow his new passion, Arsenal.
Deano has moved to Cambridgeshire, because hills are silly. He only rides on tarmac nowadays.
Flatus has sold all his bikes that were made after 1990. He now only rides lugged steel with downtube shifters.
Rogerzilla has bought them all.

[Asterix, the former Gaul.]

Wowbagger has changed his name to Margret and is a Trumpanzee.

The Leaf had to be replaced of course:

[PaulF]

Someone rode a bike. A full enquiry is in place to identify the culprit who has disgraced armchair cyclists everywhere

[Mr Larrington]

Wowbagger has changed his name to Margret and is a Trumpanzee.

The Leaf had to be replaced of course:

First vehicles to cross Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter, or so I've read, in the early 1960s.

[Kim]

Kim destroyed West Bromwich when the particle accelerator tripped a circuit breaker at an inopportune moment.

N.B. Above may contain traces of lie.

Indeed.  I was aiming for Tipton.

[Paul]

Your Freddie Grubb remains my most comfortable and used bike.

[vorsprung]

everything is exactly the same but older

[Ham]

Welcome back, you will find that, despite many being chucked from prams, there is still a plentiful supply of dummies.

[T42]

Welcome back, you will find that, despite many being chucked from prams, there is still a plentiful supply of dummies.

Somebody call?  Oh. Welcome back, Tiermat.