I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2011

[Oscar's dad]

I can't decide whether Pat is a knob or not. Discuss.

[bobb]

Knob.

[Oscar's dad]

You might be right there bobb.

[Oscar's dad]

He's a knob, no doubt.

Next question for you deep thinkers out there ...

Are Emily's boobs real?  I think they might be.

[bobb]

Not sure. Haven't really had a good look yet. Jessica's are proper cartoon tits...

[Oscar's dad]

Not sure. Haven't really had a good look yet. Jessica's are proper cartoon tits...

Why do good looking girls do it to themselves?

[bobb]

Becasue they want big, plastic tits?

[Biggsy]

Pat Sharp is less of a knob than I thought he was before he appeared in this show.  That tells you how big a knob I used to think he was.  However, he was involved in the production of an extremely catchy trashy pop song - that I love and want released.  More on that another time.

Aussie Emily: I had never seen or heard of her before.  Apparently she's appeared in UK lads mags, so that makes her a celebrity in the UK?

[bobb]

Aussie Emily: I had never seen or heard of her before.  Apparently she's appeared in UK lads mags, so that makes her a celebrity in the UK?

Depends if you "read" lads mags or not! Google her. She's done quite a bit on UK TV too.

Just because you've never heard of her doesn't mean other people haven't! I had no idea who the girl with the plastic tits was, but apparantly she's quite well known, so that's good enough to make her a sleb...

[Oscar's dad]

I think we should organise a yacf "I'm a celeb ..."  Perhaps we could build a camp in the woods at Danbury.  Who would we send and why? 

[Biggsy]

Well, I was wondering if anyone had heard of Emily, other than those who look at heavily Photoshopped plastic* and botox* under harsh lighting.  Ok, right, she's done UK TV as well.  That'll do.

* Emily might be an exception.

[AndyK]

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