I’m usually thinking either how uncomfortable the shoes look or how I’d cut a pattern for the outfit.
How does she walk in those heels?
How long does it take her to do her hair? What time does she have to get up in the morning?
What job does she do to afford that coat? That bag? Those shoes?
Why spend <insert ridiculous sum> on something like a bag or shoes, when you could have <kayak/new bike/house on the West Coast/feed and pay vet bills for a Carpathian Shepherd/retire early and spend the rest of your life living in a cottage by the sea writing queer spec fic>?
Why would anyone want to wear a skirt in public they can barely walk in?
Didn't that wifey in Jurassic World insist her character would wear heels because that's the kind of woman she is? How bizarre.
How ridiculous was Jurassic World? And that sequel. Ugh. It belongs in the same place as Highlander 2 (the abomination that does not exist).
I wonder if Mum's still pissed off at Mr Bait for his "boots of death" quip.
Oh, is this my stop?
Sam