Caption it #1908

[meddyg]

Thant to ANDREWC for adding that to 'SuperTwat'
we can have fun with that !

[orienteer]

Spot the non-woke loony

[Peter]

Beans again, Boris?

[Kim]

Blah blah blah

[meddyg]

'Climate change is the big wake-up call of the century;
we can't afford to sleep-walk through this crisis.....'

[Ham]

Crikey, whatever became of the thick plank held vertically with a bod at either end?

[Jaded]

Johnson is 38 years younger than Attenborough.

It doesn't show.

[Ian H]

I was dreaming that I'd retired from politics to huge adulation, and become fabulously rich, then I woke with a start to this shit-show.

[Mr Larrington]

So what was the worst job you ever 'ad?

[Peter]

"Oh, I think sitting next to Johnson..."

[T42]

David remembers wistfully how he too used to fall asleep in lectures after a heavy night.

[Wowbagger]

And now we see the male of the species, hair carefully tousled, in post-coital state. Even in its current somnolent posture, it man-spreads, engorged belly overhanging its stained and crumpled trousers, whilst the rest of the world looks on aghast, wondering "How the fuck did they all get taken in by that creature?"

[Mr Larrington]

Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at someone else’s wife.

[T42]

And now we see the male of the species, hair carefully tousled, in post-coital state. Even in its current somnolent posture, it man-spreads, engorged belly overhanging its stained and crumpled trousers, whilst the rest of the world looks on aghast, wondering "How the fuck did they all get taken in by that creature?"

Notice how the UN SG is straining to keep his thigh from coming into contact with Boris's.

[IanDG]

Fecking algebra, when am I going to need it in real life?

[rogerzilla]

The other masks contain smelling salts to keep you awake during another tedious debate on carbon credits.

[sprogs]

Johnson's "Spitting image" puppet was beginning to show signs of wear and tear.

[Lightning Phil]

Where’s Wally?