Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 380163 times)

Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2250 on: 30 October, 2020, 09:27:00 pm »

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2251 on: 30 October, 2020, 09:38:23 pm »
Stockport was once a very interesting place to visit being a Roman town with higgeldy piggeldy streets and shopping emporia of hugely diverse kinds. Then they built a shopping centre, put a bloody great motorway through the middle and killed it. YMMV.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2252 on: 30 October, 2020, 09:41:53 pm »
Barakta will no doubt be along in due course with tales of growing up being tormented by the resident scallies...

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2253 on: 31 October, 2020, 08:40:37 am »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2256 on: 01 November, 2020, 11:24:25 am »
They failed to label the manikins as "government" and "country" though.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2257 on: 03 November, 2020, 11:26:44 am »
"The Opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject"  Marcus Aurelius

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2258 on: 03 November, 2020, 02:28:29 pm »
Not Provincial ,   but we don't have a special topic for laughing at super rich London dwellers.


https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/03/two-houses-in-chelsea-collapse-during-basement-conversion-as-40-evacuated-13526342/



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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2259 on: 03 November, 2020, 03:20:40 pm »
Taking a leek in Furryboottoon


A Scot not recognising a vegetable....   whooda thunk it, eh?    :demon:


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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2260 on: 13 November, 2020, 07:37:32 am »
It is 'freeman of the land' bingo!
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/salon-owner-facing-bigger-punishment-19263012?fbclid=IwAR1MbWO2xpCOpMFt2jl5zUde4mx3lAOWcrFtzHIgH9-URxot2p2fJJgEaYE

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You're speaking to my fictitious character. I am a living woman and I don't consent to any fines. I'm not entering into any contract with you or the police."

 ::-) :facepalm:
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2261 on: 13 November, 2020, 07:54:39 am »
Taking a leek in Furryboottoon


A Scot not recognising a vegetable....   whooda thunk it, eh?    :demon:


 :-*

I seem to recall an incident where the Met killed a Scot who was carrying a table leg.  :demon: :demon:
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2262 on: 13 November, 2020, 11:16:59 am »
Taking a leek in Furryboottoon


A Scot not recognising a vegetable....   whooda thunk it, eh?    :demon:


 :-*

I seem to recall an incident where the Met killed a Scot who was carrying a table leg.  :demon: :demon:

Harry Stanley.  A member of the public called the polis to report “an Irishman carrying a gun”  :facepalm:
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2263 on: 18 November, 2020, 07:38:05 pm »
It is 'freeman of the land' bingo!
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/salon-owner-facing-bigger-punishment-19263012?fbclid=IwAR1MbWO2xpCOpMFt2jl5zUde4mx3lAOWcrFtzHIgH9-URxot2p2fJJgEaYE

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You're speaking to my fictitious character. I am a living woman and I don't consent to any fines. I'm not entering into any contract with you or the police."

 ::-) :facepalm:
They're all using this "fictitious character" line. If only they were fictitious.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2264 on: 18 November, 2020, 07:39:08 pm »
Jurek, look away now.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2265 on: 18 November, 2020, 08:07:36 pm »
It is 'freeman of the land' bingo!
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/salon-owner-facing-bigger-punishment-19263012?fbclid=IwAR1MbWO2xpCOpMFt2jl5zUde4mx3lAOWcrFtzHIgH9-URxot2p2fJJgEaYE

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You're speaking to my fictitious character. I am a living woman and I don't consent to any fines. I'm not entering into any contract with you or the police."

 ::-) :facepalm:
They're all using this "fictitious character" line. If only they were fictitious.
A Christian bookshop near me (The Mustard Seed, Gedling) has now racked up £17000 of fines using this Magna Carta nonsense.
A common theme seems to be the printed notice in the window which contains the line "I am a living persons..."

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2266 on: 19 November, 2020, 10:53:47 am »
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-h ... e-54992101
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2267 on: 23 November, 2020, 04:43:45 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2269 on: 24 November, 2020, 10:03:09 am »
Headline: MAN YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE HEARD OF TO RETIRE FROM JOB YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW EXISTS
https://www.bristol247.com/news-and-features/news/man-you-might-not-have-heard-of-to-retire-from-job-you-might-not-know-exists/
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quixoticgeek

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2270 on: 24 November, 2020, 04:04:08 pm »

£17000 in fines, and trying to hide behind magna carta. There's a certain amount of schadenfreude, but also i kinda feel sorry for them, they've basically been scammed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-55057700

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2271 on: 24 November, 2020, 06:33:55 pm »
Sympathy level: Ketchup drips out of hamberder onto TЯump's tie.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2274 on: 08 December, 2020, 06:20:03 pm »
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