I've got a *checks notes*
https://makitauk.com/product/dcl281fzbIt's handheld. It sucks things up, though nowhere near as well as a decent upright. I bought it mainly on the basis that it uses the same batteries as my other power tools, rather than some dedicated battery which will be crap, slow to recharge and/or hard to replace. It's made of plastic, though Makita-quality rather than Dyson-quality. And it's got membrane switches, which will probably be the part that dies first.
Mostly gets used for the stairs, small spillages and sucking up swarf. Occasionally handy for getting gratuitous mud/grass out of hire cars.
As ever, not a recommendation of Makita's battery system if you're a light user (they can brick themselves if allowed to deep discharge). Though by having a vacuum that uses them, it ensures I have reason to charge them regularly.