But is there not a uniquely BRITISH, or at least Commonwealth, aspect to the savoury Pie which those unruly tea thieves of the Former Colony have simply failed to grasp? To further demonstrate their ignorance of the Noble Pie, much of what is described by them as Pie is actually a Tart, or possibly even a Flan, and as to referring to a base of dough topped with cheese, tomato sauce and whatever else takes yer fancy1 as a "pizza pie", well, really. Just because Dino Crocetti sang about it does not make it Pie, you dolts.
Also there was a Pukka Pie advertising-announcement on the anbaric distascope while I was typing the above.
1: Except pineapple, obv. Apparently this heathenish practice was invented by a Canuckistani!