Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists

[Jurek]

Not really an oik, and I'm sure there's a proper thread, but I'm stuffed if I can find it. Anyhoo...

Out today with my Young Lady and the Gorgeous Grandchildren. We are on the Pino (a sort of tandem m'lud) and towing a twin sized trailer.

Matey winds down his window:
"Do a wheelie". <Big grin>

My Young Lady and I both  burst out laughing.

Neither of you appear be trying hard enough.

[Kim]

"On your bike!"
"I am on my bike!"
"..."

[Cudzoziemiec]

"We're going to have an ice cream. Do you want one too?"
Not oiks and not shouted, but hey this'll do. And yes, I had an ice cream too, as reported passim.