Private Eye used oft to cite a firm of lawyers named Sue, Grabbit and Runne.
We had a priest at school called Fr (or Doctor, as he was so learned) Hackett - specialist in Reformation history, advisor to Pinewood movies on the subject and also discovered that Cambridge was in fact an older university than Oxford. Also a staunch Carlisle United supporter - for some reason.
Though I gather that in his spare time he was a keen amateur gynaecologist.