Sitting, slightly muddily, on a northern bus train to Leeds, thinking hurrah for NSAIDs and looking forward to some rather fine bruises and, quite possibly scabs. I may have managed a real CrinklySpecial of a.prat fall on Armpied beach. But appear to have a full set of working elbows, knees, ankles etc. Thumb is a bit dodgy, but with 2 brufen and 2 paracetamol on board seems up to texting so I reckon it's just soft tissue...