Just picked up from the post office (07:30 this am) some finishing kit for a full-bounce comedy bike.
As follows: Full set of v-brakes, handlebar shims for o/s stem, some headset spacers, a VERY cheap rear mech and a 25.4mm seat post.
This bike will definitely NOT be light. It will, however, be solid and bomb proof, just the thing for a learner who's a tad lumpen. If he gets to like it I'll build him something lighter.