So what is pork knuckle? Mrs Cudzo reckons it's the English for golonka, but the blokes in the butcher's hadn't heard of it. They did, however, know what she wanted when she said she wanted to make jelly. Pork hock, apparently, is the thing. "How much longer has that got to cook for?" "Another two hours." "That's what you said two hours ago." I think it took five hours in total, for which time the kitchen stank of both shit and soap. Made four bowls of fatty gelatine, of which she ate one and a half this morning – and then said she had stomach ache!