The chestnut then molten beard marshmallow incident reminds me that at the time I was proposing rebranding Polesden Lacey as Polesden Lacy, Surrey most upmarket strip joint. Evidently at some length, as no one noticed the beard-marshmallow fusion event. Though my friend Poppy* was moved to comment that the National Trust might have some issues with my plan.
*yes, absolutely, fucking really.