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Off Topic => The Pub => Arts and Entertainment => Topic started by: Clandy on 14 January, 2011, 07:29:14 pm

Title: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Clandy on 14 January, 2011, 07:29:14 pm
Try this:

1 - Go to Wikipedia and hit random article. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to The Quotations Page - Your Source for Famous Quotes (http://www.Quotationspage.com) and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to Flickr.com and click on "explore the last seven days". Third picture no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Minitar1/ClipartEtc/FakeAlbum.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 07:49:41 pm
Hmm ... I'm actually working on an album at the moment (well, more of a long-form ambient jam). I'm not going to do the photoshop malarkey just yet, but we have:

Band Name: Natural World Book Prize
Title: Excuses, excuses, excuses
This piccy: Untitled | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/appletraffic/5354373426/)

Scary thing is, for the sort of stuff I'm performing, that combo might actually work  :o

EDIT: "Casimir The Usurper" would be a pretty epic name for a death metal band though.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: microphonie on 14 January, 2011, 08:12:37 pm
Digital Supply Chain - Listening to music and silence

 Cover  (http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5353719253_81758d7489_m.jpg) (don't have photoshop)

Can't believe that band name/title combo came up! The band name's appropriate for the type of stuff I listen to...

Interzen: your music may well fall into that category!



Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 08:15:56 pm
Digital Supply Chain - Listening to music and silence

 Cover  (http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5353719253_81758d7489_m.jpg) (don't have photoshop)

Can't believe that band name/title combo came up! The band name's appropriate for the type of stuff I listen to...

Interzen: your music may well fall into that category!
I like the picture, actually.
I normally do my ambient stuff under the moniker "Clear Air Turbulence" so your title is quite appropriate too. I don't often do majorly beat-oriented stuff, but I might have to blag dibs on "Digital Supply Chain"  ;D

I'll see if I can put a couple of mockups together.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: peliroja on 14 January, 2011, 08:25:41 pm
Sweet Plum - The less you need

Flickr not working for me. But this is a good start!
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 08:27:32 pm
As per promised, mine and microphonie's ...

(http://www.interzen.co.uk/images/misc/mockup1.jpg)

(http://www.interzen.co.uk/images/misc/mockup2.jpg)

In the latter case I had to enlarge the image quite a bit, but I think the jpg artifacts add to the effect.

Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: microphonie on 14 January, 2011, 08:36:19 pm
Perfect choice of font!  :thumbsup:

The name's yours  ;D

Even more spookily perfect: Tom Robinson's currently playing Cabaret Voltaire - Sensoria  8)

Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 08:38:17 pm
Perfect choice of font!  :thumbsup:

The name's yours  ;D

Even more spookily perfect: Tom Robinson's currently playing Cabaret Voltaire - Sensoria  8)
That's the great thing about having a Mac - tons of fonts to choose from  ;D

As far as your choice of music goes, I prefer the 12" remix of "Sensoria" ...
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: L CC on 14 January, 2011, 08:41:54 pm
Syndone.

three caraway seeds and a producer's heart

perseverance | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/srlh627/5346829997/)

I only had 1 minute, someone else can spend the other 4 putting it together.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 08:45:10 pm
Syndone.

three caraway seeds and a producer's heart

perseverance | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/srlh627/5346829997/)

I only had 1 minute, someone else can spend the other 4 putting it together.
(http://www.interzen.co.uk/images/misc/mockup3.jpg)

Surprisingly, it works ...

Wonder if I should work on commission :)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: microphonie on 14 January, 2011, 08:46:19 pm
It's (almost) all good where the Cabs are concerned!

Is this your project, Interzen, or has someone beaten you to it - in which case you'll need DSC after all!

 CAT?  (http://clearairturbulence.co.uk/)

Sorry for thread hijack Clandy!
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: little miss mac on 14 January, 2011, 08:47:04 pm
I got this. I had to hack the image about because my home laptop has no useful software, but I think it's worked out rather well.

Emo-tastic  ;D

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5082/5354875083_c2848d8652.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 08:54:04 pm
It's (almost) all good where the Cabs are concerned!

Is this your project, Interzen, or has someone beaten you to it - in which case you'll need DSC after all!

 CAT?  (http://clearairturbulence.co.uk/)

Sorry for thread hijack Clandy!
Arsebiscuits - someone has beaten me too it :(
Looks like DSC could be a go-er then ... just as well I've not transferred 'my' CAT pages to my new website. I feel a quick re-branding coming on :)

A quick overview of what I do is here: http://www.interzen.co.uk/site/music.php (http://www.interzen.co.uk/site/music.php) but no pics or choons (yet)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Oaky on 14 January, 2011, 08:56:14 pm
(http://www.oakden.eclipse.co.uk/mark/bike/yacf/pics/GJFD.jpg)

From:

Grumman JF Duck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_JF_Duck)
Quote Details: Marcus Bridgstocke: If Pac-Man had affected... - The Quotations Page (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40541.html)
Sunrise at the SC Pier | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/didenze/5338046965/)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: red marley on 14 January, 2011, 08:58:38 pm
(http://www.soi.city.ac.uk/~jwo/acf/albumCover.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 08:58:45 pm
(http://www.oakden.eclipse.co.uk/mark/bike/yacf/pics/GJFD.jpg)

From:

Grumman JF Duck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_JF_Duck)
Quote Details: Marcus Bridgstocke: If Pac-Man had affected... - The Quotations Page (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40541.html)
Sunrise at the SC Pier | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/didenze/5338046965/)
Epic win  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Clandy on 14 January, 2011, 08:59:57 pm
(http://www.soi.city.ac.uk/~jwo/acf/albumCover.jpg)

Nice one!

Btw, 'Beware the Tregaron mountain road'. Would that be the single track one with the very hairy negative camber hairpins?
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 09:02:43 pm
You've created a monster, I hope you realise that  ;D
And the "Amazing Science Stories" cover is actually giving me vertigo ...
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: CrinklyLioness on 14 January, 2011, 09:19:31 pm
She finally found something that made me want to post. Hi!

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5090/5355561382_44fe418738_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: CrinklyLion on 14 January, 2011, 09:32:55 pm
And we finally solve the mystery of who Crinklylioness is!
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: JonBuoy on 14 January, 2011, 09:57:15 pm
A good album cover  -  but unfortunately with overlaid text. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/queeno_dreamo/5353562673/sizes/z/in/photostream/)

A perfectly decent album title. (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38991.html)

It is the catchy band name that really makes it... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_at_the_1936_Winter_Olympics)




(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5210/5354997611_2ca15e6242.jpg)



Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Pippa on 14 January, 2011, 10:03:41 pm
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5001/5355007123_de4c5c1eed_b.jpg)

Sorry about the pesky border. My artistic skills are non-existent and I have no idea how to use Paint  :-[
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Arch on 14 January, 2011, 10:10:04 pm
I must have the wierdest band name:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/SueArcher/albumcover.jpg)

Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 14 January, 2011, 10:13:44 pm
Sounds like a Half Man Half Biscuit song title  8)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Seineseeker on 14 January, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Isn't this thread great?

Here's mine:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf1akvsNpT1qznkvno1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: mike on 14 January, 2011, 10:59:05 pm
great game!

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a19/mikes99mail/temp/Screenshot2011-01-14at224037.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: tonycollinet on 15 January, 2011, 12:42:34 am
I sound like a small Ford vehicle - but I like the album title.

(http://www.collinet.plus.com/photos/Album.jpg)

From:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ka_(Cyrillic)
Quote
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
Eleanor H. Porter (1868 - 1920), Pollyanna, 1912
- More quotations on: [Pets] [Dogs] [Cats]
You melt my HEART...( Explore - Front Page ) | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/29735106@N04/5345977831/lightbox/)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Oaky on 15 January, 2011, 01:01:59 am
Just did another one

(http://www.oakden.eclipse.co.uk/mark/bike/yacf/pics/ATTH.jpg)

I did just miss both of these classic album cover pictures  :'( (on the same 7-days flickr page, but not at position #3)

Kode {Explored - thanks!} | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/farscapephotography/5343858190/)

Kött | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/johanrheborg/5337206664/)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Seineseeker on 15 January, 2011, 01:53:27 am
That's one of the great parts of the game, the quotes and photos you just missed out on!
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: BrianI on 15 January, 2011, 09:18:16 am
Juncales - the word you first thought of

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5130/5350585484_7707c7aab9_m.jpg)

or

Indigenous peoples of Mexico - he will certainly misunderstand them
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5083/5348943913_d923478dea_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: essexian on 15 January, 2011, 11:00:58 am
Band name: The Peter H Clark Experience (a very interesting bloke: never heard of him before)

Album Name: Beauty & Contact Lenses, are in the eye of the beholder.

Album cover: PEACE [EXPLORED #62] | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/milysin/5351094409/)

Not got photo shop. If any one could help, I would be grateful.

Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: nicknack on 15 January, 2011, 01:25:28 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/nicknacknick/album-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Flying_Monkey on 15 January, 2011, 04:41:21 pm
Band Name: Parnassus on Wheels
Album name: The Human Personification of Spring
Cover: staircase | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/breakdennis/5354949174/)

I couldn't do the cover because the photo is rights reserved... sounds like some kind of prog- or post-rock thang.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 15 January, 2011, 05:09:14 pm
Band Name: Parnassus on Wheels
Album name: The Human Personification of Spring
Cover: staircase | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/breakdennis/5354949174/)

I couldn't do the cover because the photo is rights reserved... sounds like some kind of prog- or post-rock thang.
Definitely prog-rock inna Tales Of Topographic Oceans stylee with an album name like that. There is precedent for prog-ish bands with silly names (eg. Porcupine Tree) but Parnassus on Wheels is a good 'un.

In fact, as an addendum to The Game, might I suggest that posters suggest a suitable *genre* for 'their' album (eg. the first couple in the thread would be good for,  say,  ambient music) as well?

Simon
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: rogerzilla on 15 January, 2011, 05:26:46 pm
(http://www.peeble.com/crocus.png)

Ideally, all participants should describe the genre of music contained on their album.

Mine is obvious prog rock, halfway between a 4AD band and Einstürzende Neubauten.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: rogerzilla on 15 January, 2011, 05:34:07 pm
Band name: The Peter H Clark Experience (a very interesting bloke: never heard of him before)

Album Name: Beauty & Contact Lenses, are in the eye of the beholder.

Album cover: PEACE [EXPLORED #62] | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/milysin/5351094409/)

Not got photo shop. If any one could help, I would be grateful.



Google psp501ev (it's the last shareware version of Paint Shop Pro).  You can use it for 60 days and <cough> longer than that if you <cough> are happy to remove a couple of Registry keys occasionally.  It is a 12 year old piece of software.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 15 January, 2011, 05:38:07 pm
I'd recommend The GIMP, although be warned that it can have quite a steep learning curve - not as bad as PhotoShop, but still takes a while to get the hang of.

For Mac users, you've got GIMP, as above, but there's also "Seashore", which is basically a simplified GIMP (it's derived from the same code base)

GIMP - The GNU Image Manipulation Program (http://www.gimp.org/)
Seashore (http://seashore.sourceforge.net/The_Seashore_Project/About.html)

Both GIMP and Seashore are free.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: L CC on 15 January, 2011, 08:33:39 pm
Syndone.

three caraway seeds and a producer's heart

perseverance | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/srlh627/5346829997/)

I only had 1 minute, someone else can spend the other 4 putting it together.
(http://www.interzen.co.uk/images/misc/mockup3.jpg)

Surprisingly, it works ...

Wonder if I should work on commission :)
That's so good! Obviously it's semi acoustic fey post- punk experimental sounds by a ridiculously young and attractive girl who refuses to use her name or photo as it's all about The Work. Tracks include the title track, 3 caraway seeds, and her epic ode to winter- under the ice I rest. There are no capital letters or punctuation marks in the sleeve notes.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Deano on 15 January, 2011, 08:37:56 pm
What a great game.

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5285/5357533961_e17f18f122.jpg)

They do epic rock which is sub-Coldplay or U2.  But the last track is ten minutes of unlistenable noise, to prove that they don't want to be the next U2 or Coldplay, and they're in it for the music, man.

(I couldn't be arsed to pick a better font)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 15 January, 2011, 08:43:32 pm
Mine is obvious prog rock, halfway between a 4AD band and Einstürzende Neubauten.
I'm trying to work out in my head what a "Cocteau Twins meets Neubauten" album might sound like.
And failing :)

I've just taken a bunch of painkillers for my back, so may well have a crack at a couple of covers later on when the amitriptyline has kicked in :)

EDIT: Actually, I'm now thinking in terms of Liz Frazer-esque vocals over a sonic backdrop of running chainsaws, white noise and sounds reminiscent of an explosion in a boiler factory ...
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 15 January, 2011, 09:00:16 pm
(http://www.interzen.co.uk/images/misc/hgspcover.png)

Non-mainstream (obviously) whiny, self-pitying emo crap much beloved of hipper-than-thou, skinny jean-wearing morons who think that riding fixed with no brakes is a cool thing to do.

Are my prejudices showing? :)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: rogerzilla on 15 January, 2011, 09:29:11 pm
(http://www.peeble.com/albiorix.jpg)

All-girl band whose influences include Nirvana and Republica.  Popular among ladies who shave their heads and wear dungarees.  Not likely to chart in the near future but have a great moshpit at their gigs.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Clandy on 15 January, 2011, 10:08:41 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Minitar1/ClipartEtc/schleithal.jpg)


Post unification East German hardcore techno/industrial band with Marxist overtones.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Arch on 15 January, 2011, 10:43:29 pm
This IS fun.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/SueArcher/somersetalbum.jpg)

Wistful ballads, sung by a waif like young Japanese songtress.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 15 January, 2011, 10:50:03 pm
This IS fun.
It is, and therein lies the problem ... I've got a couple more lined up, but really, really, really need to get on with transferring the Velovision forum databases over to the new hosting site and squash a few bugs that have appeared in the admin code.

Maybe we should start our own Flickr gallery for these  8)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Arch on 15 January, 2011, 10:56:41 pm
Is this how bands actually design their albums?  It should be!
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 15 January, 2011, 11:03:12 pm
Is this how bands actually design their albums?  It should be!
It's how I'm going to do my current one :)
Already got the name sorted ("Digital Supply Chain" - see upthread) just now have to sort out a suitable image and some words. Hopefully, they'll match the sound of the stuff that I've performed but if not it's a perfect excuse to do something a bit different.

Damnation - those forums aren't transferring themselves ....  ;D
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Arch on 15 January, 2011, 11:09:52 pm

Damnation - those forums aren't transferring themselves ....  ;D

Do you want me to give you a Stern Look in my capacity as Editorial Assistant?  ;)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Deano on 15 January, 2011, 11:16:27 pm
(http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/wp-content/media/2010/08/smokefairies.jpg)

Heartfelt, downbeat blues-y rock. Obviously the two ladies at the front play the guitars and sing, and they have a few rent-a-goons on bass and drums and occasional violin.   
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: spesh on 15 January, 2011, 11:28:55 pm
Going by the Smoke Fairies track on this month's Classic Rock covermount CD, I'd say they're more psychedelic folk/blues.

You might want to read the OP for the thread...  ;)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Deano on 15 January, 2011, 11:33:28 pm
Bah.  You needn't have given it away so early ;)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 15 January, 2011, 11:36:53 pm

Damnation - those forums aren't transferring themselves ....  ;D

Do you want me to give you a Stern Look in my capacity as Editorial Assistant?  ;)
Dunno - do you want the website working properly this year or evernext?  ;D

Edit: Spoke too soon - the old webhost's database server has gone tits-up. Again  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: spesh on 15 January, 2011, 11:39:37 pm
Bah.  You needn't have given it away so early ;)

Come on, what's the likelihood of a quotation ending in "through low light and trees" actually being on the quotes website linked to in the OP? ;D

EDIT: Plugging in "trees" as a keyword (http://www.quotationspage.com/search.php3?homesearch=trees&startsearch=Search) does come up with some entertaining album titles though.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Arch on 15 January, 2011, 11:44:05 pm
My last this evening...

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/SueArcher/moscowalbum.jpg)

Surprisingly, it's an album of brass band covers of songs from the shows.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Phil on 16 January, 2011, 12:27:38 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/pnweb/i-take-this-oath.jpg)

Emo-core! It's the unlikely combination of a crap movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Take_This_Oath), Kanye West (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Kanye_West/), and a quiliting enthusiast (http://www.flickr.com/photos/cluckclucksew/5351419050/).  Oh, and a heavy hand on the filter menu 8)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: mcshroom on 16 January, 2011, 01:11:59 am
I actually got an album from a cyclist  ;D

(http://www.macnet.org.uk/test/cyclechat/albumcover2.jpg)

I'm gessing something folky and relaxed
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: mcshroom on 16 January, 2011, 02:04:34 am
Or one of a heavier variety  :)

(http://www.macnet.org.uk/test/cyclechat/albumcover3.jpg)
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: rogerzilla on 16 January, 2011, 08:57:21 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Minitar1/ClipartEtc/schleithal.jpg)


Post unification East German hardcore techno/industrial band with Marxist overtones.

Either you're cheating or you were incredibly lucky to get that picture/title combination.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Clandy on 16 January, 2011, 09:07:11 am
If I wanted to cheat I would have chosen the fourth picture that came up, of a bunch of suits in a business meeting.

I'm currently gutted because the quotations page appears to be down and I've just scored a superb band name on Wikipedia!
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Clandy on 16 January, 2011, 09:22:43 am
Ok, for this one, because I REALLY want to use this band name!) going to use a different quotes page (http://www.brainyquote.com/) and use the 'quote of the moment' on the homepage.

Band name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dresden_amen)
Title (http://www.brainyquote.com/) (courtesy of Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Cover (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petterphoto/5351552299/)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Minitar1/ClipartEtc/Dresdencover.jpg)

Nihilist thrash metal outfit, often in the news for drug offences and questionable behaviour with groupies.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 16 January, 2011, 11:40:59 am
Or one of a heavier variety  :)

(http://www.macnet.org.uk/test/cyclechat/albumcover3.jpg)

This brings to mind something that might be a cross between Dream Theater and Opeth, actually ... sort of ultra-heavy prog-rock with strong Rush influences, and all five members of the band are insanely talented. They'd never chart in a month of Sundays and have a small, but insanely loyal, fanbase.

The title sounds more like the sort of thing that Iain M. Banks would use for one of his novels.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: rogerzilla on 16 January, 2011, 12:28:26 pm
(http://www.peeble.com/mcivor.jpg)
Henry McIvor fancies himself as an authentic bluesman in the style of Dr. John.  However, all his songs start with "When I woke up this mornin'" and he has to get a session guy in to play harmonica.  He only knows five chords.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Andrij on 16 January, 2011, 12:41:28 pm
He only knows five chords.

Five?  That's two more than most bands.
 
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: interzen on 16 January, 2011, 12:46:25 pm
And four more than me :)
But then again, I am a bass guitarist1 ...

1 - I actually do a lot of chordal stuff on the bass, but generally with different fingerings to a 'normal' guitar to stop them sounding too muddy.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: mcshroom on 16 January, 2011, 01:04:24 pm
Ok, for this one, because I REALLY want to use this band name!) going to use a different quotes page (http://www.brainyquote.com/) and use the 'quote of the moment' on the homepage.

Band name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dresden_amen)
Title (http://www.brainyquote.com/) (courtesy of Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Cover (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petterphoto/5351552299/)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Minitar1/ClipartEtc/Dresdencover.jpg)

Nihilist thrash metal outfit, often in the news for drug offences and questionable behaviour with groupies.

To me that feels more like one of those very guitar biased 80s rock style bands with Leather Jackets, white T-shirts and stone washed jeans.
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: Arch on 16 January, 2011, 01:09:28 pm

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/SueArcher/pipesalbum.jpg)

The surprise electro-industrial-punk second album from the Donegal boy band...
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: rogerzilla on 16 January, 2011, 04:25:30 pm
(http://www.peeble.com/uninteresting.jpg)

Made up of ex-members of Pale Saints and The Sundays, this album combines wistful shoegazing with noisenik distorted guitar rhythms.  You will have no idea what any of the songs are about, but one is called "Tossing The Salad Of Kevin".
Title: Re: Got five minutes spare?
Post by: mcshroom on 16 January, 2011, 08:08:46 pm
Er, I'm struggling with this one.

(http://www.macnet.org.uk/test/cyclechat/albumcover6.jpg)

Whatever music they do it will probably bee quite loopy  :D
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Post by: Phil on 16 January, 2011, 08:09:22 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/pnweb/first-refuge-of-a-scoundrel.jpg)

Arthur is a regular at all of Shadwell's indie open-mic nights.  His primary instrument is ukulele, but he doubles on melodeon.  He wears a purple beret at all times.  

He considers his lack of recognition indicative of quite how far ahead of the curve he is.  Besides which, who needs commercial success when one has a perfectly good trust fund?
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Post by: clarion on 16 January, 2011, 08:23:24 pm
Warm Springs - They Lose Their Common Sense

Cover (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mansellphotos/5345983639/)
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Post by: Simonb on 16 January, 2011, 08:39:18 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3099/107/116/1070290767/n1070290767_388758_270767.jpg)

The new Northeastern Seaboard sound.
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Post by: rogerzilla on 16 January, 2011, 09:09:04 pm
(http://www.peeble.com/gerrail.jpg)

St. Etienne style electro-poppers.  A bit behind the curve tbh.
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 17 January, 2011, 11:32:19 am
(http://www.legslarry.org.uk/BikeStull/album.jpg)

Old Town Station were originally an alt-country act but this, their difficult third album, has mariachi overtones which renders it suitable for the soundtrack of a Robert Rodriguez film and/or a place in the bargain bin at the Oxfam shop.
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Post by: interzen on 17 January, 2011, 11:37:48 am
Warm Springs - They Lose Their Common Sense

Cover (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mansellphotos/5345983639/)
Definitely the side project of a member of a death metal band, most likely the drummer or bassist. The album consists of two long-form (untitled) ambient pieces, in stark contrast to the material the artist is more generally known for and associated with.

Anyone buying the record would get a shock if they decided to check out the material of the original group (probably called 'deathmetalhammerslayerfistwarrior' or something) whereas the mere existence of this record is deeply divisive to the band's 'original' fans.

(this has actually happened - Mick Harris of Napalm Death is now doing dark-ambient/DJ stuff)
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Post by: Flying_Monkey on 17 January, 2011, 05:50:46 pm
I've done several I didn't put up, but this was random, and it's so perfect.

Band name: Yingdong District
Album name: A Bad Example
Album cover: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonsiegel/5354223569/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonsiegel/5354223569/)

This is clearly a band from the new wave of Chinese bands trying to assert a kind of nonchalant western punk attitude, but there's something really not quite right about them. Somehow despite all the ingredients being there, it's almost entirely crap.
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Post by: Arch on 17 January, 2011, 05:55:33 pm

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/SueArcher/kusp.jpg)

KUSP were the band every MP claimed to like when they wanted to look hip. Eventually, this meant that it became truly trendy to say you hated them.  In fact, they weren't bad, but they never got over the experience of being on Anne Widdicome's desert island selection.
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Post by: andyoxon on 17 January, 2011, 05:59:51 pm
Ok, for this one, because I REALLY want to use this band name!) going to use a different quotes page (http://www.brainyquote.com/) and use the 'quote of the moment' on the homepage.

Band name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dresden_amen)
Title (http://www.brainyquote.com/) (courtesy of Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Cover (http://www.flickr.com/photos/petterphoto/5351552299/)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Minitar1/ClipartEtc/Dresdencover.jpg)

Nihilist thrash metal outfit, often in the news for drug offences and questionable behaviour with groupies.

To me that feels more like one of those very guitar biased 80s rock style bands with Leather Jackets, white T-shirts and stone washed jeans.



It reminded me of this Stationary Traveller: Camel: Amazon.co.uk: Music (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Stationary-Traveller-Camel/dp/B000005S0D) (which I bought at the time)   :)
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Post by: rogerzilla on 17 January, 2011, 07:05:17 pm
(http://www.peeble.com/cessna.jpg)

Clannad-style vocals merge with Yann Tiersen accordions and piano.  The cover star is the singer and her name is Anoushka.

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Post by: Dinamo on 17 January, 2011, 07:45:53 pm
LOUISA ISLAND

LIVE FOR THAT & NOTHING ELSE


(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee253/ianrsparrow/5352321009_74cc86ce07_m.jpg)
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Post by: interzen on 17 January, 2011, 07:52:13 pm
LOUISA ISLAND

LIVE FOR THAT & NOTHING ELSE


(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee253/ianrsparrow/5352321009_74cc86ce07_m.jpg)
Interesting one, that ... I was tempted to say that it'd be a dark ambient album *but* no.

I'm thinking that Louisa Island is a singer/songwriter/pianist inna sub-Tori Amos stylee, singing largely semi-autobiographical material but maybe with the odd left-field cover version thrown in (eg. a piano version of Slayer's "Angel of Death"). She *tries* to be like Tori Amos et.al. but isn't quite as talented. Or as good looking1

1 - I like redheads. Sue me :)
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Post by: rogerzilla on 17 January, 2011, 08:01:27 pm
Beavis and Butt-Head on Tori Amos:


    YouTube
        - Beavis & Butt-Head & Tori Amos 2
   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcvQY4nvpY4&feature=related)

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Post by: mcshroom on 17 January, 2011, 09:29:05 pm
(http://www.macnet.org.uk/test/cyclechat/albumcover8.jpg)
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Post by: rogerzilla on 17 January, 2011, 09:31:40 pm
Great name, great title, a bit hard on Chinese restaurants  ;)

I suppose they sound a lot like Queensryche.  Superannuated metal band from the days of Priest and Sabbath, trying too hard to keep up with newer stuff like Slipknot.
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Post by: interzen on 17 January, 2011, 09:32:27 pm
Great name, great title, a bit hard on Chinese restaurants  ;)

I suppose they sound a lot like Queensryche.  Superannuated metal band from the days of Priest and Sabbath, trying too hard to keep up with newer stuff like Slipknot.
I was thinking more along the lines of Japanese gangsta-rap ...
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Post by: rogerzilla on 17 January, 2011, 09:33:09 pm
Does that even exist as a genre?  Goodness.
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Post by: interzen on 17 January, 2011, 09:36:16 pm
Does that even exist as a genre?  Goodness.
It's Japan - you know, that country in the Far East which exports cars, consumer electronics and weapons-grade weirdness. Of course the genre exists  :)

The name of the album is, of course, badly translated from the original Japanese.
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Post by: Clandy on 17 January, 2011, 09:38:29 pm
(http://www.macnet.org.uk/test/cyclechat/albumcover8.jpg)

Strikes me as Goth rock in the mould of Alien Sex Fiend or Bella Morte...
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 18 January, 2011, 02:11:28 pm
(http://www.legslarry.org.uk/BikeStull/album2.jpg)

60's psychedelia.  Endorsed in the NME by Syd Barrett.
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 20 January, 2011, 12:47:58 pm
(http://www.legslarry.org.uk/BikeStull/album3.jpg)

Nu-metal / grunge mashup from Portland, Oregon.  Not good.
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Post by: Riggers on 20 January, 2011, 05:33:05 pm
Spooky or what, it just kind of fits Man.

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/Riggers_1956/MyAlbumCover.jpg)
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Post by: rogerzilla on 20 January, 2011, 05:57:37 pm
Look.  Dudes.

Comic Sans MS is not acceptable on an album cover anywhere.
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Post by: Nonsteeler on 21 January, 2011, 12:34:42 pm
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hIplhb8STT8/TTl8E34zqKI/AAAAAAAAAII/e0xy0MLUkd0/s512/ttb.jpg)

Clearly early 2000s French Feminist Post Punk - think of Stero Total's female voice without any cheesy/ironic synths and a bit more aggression.
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 21 January, 2011, 12:36:22 pm
Look.  Dudes.

Comic Sans MS is not acceptable on an album cover anywhere.

Exactly.  That's why Keller Fountain Park are universally reviled.  Well, that and the hurdle of their bass player being Brandon Flowers' brother.