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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4350 on: 13 April, 2021, 11:15:51 am »
Quote from: ian on 13 April, 2021, 10:01:43 am
He does look like a prize twat.

Come on Fox family, intervention now! He will thank you eventually.

They bred him, remember...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4351 on: 13 April, 2021, 11:22:05 am »
Quote from: Hot Flatus on 13 April, 2021, 11:15:51 am
Quote from: ian on 13 April, 2021, 10:01:43 am
He does look like a prize twat.

Come on Fox family, intervention now! He will thank you eventually.

They bred him, remember...

Accidentally, I expect.  Strong Drink was probably involved.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4352 on: 13 April, 2021, 11:29:00 am »
Quote from: Beardy on 13 April, 2021, 09:58:33 am
That’s a very European looking* pint of lager he’s got there.

You mean it looks more like a glass of warm piss than beer?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4353 on: 13 April, 2021, 11:32:40 am »
Quote from: citoyen on 13 April, 2021, 11:29:00 am
Quote from: Beardy on 13 April, 2021, 09:58:33 am
That’s a very European looking* pint of lager he’s got there.

You mean it looks more like a glass of warm piss than beer?

Oh no, not at all.  It's chilled piss.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4354 on: 14 April, 2021, 08:24:16 am »
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Canardly

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4355 on: 14 April, 2021, 01:13:10 pm »
Ref Dyson, who you will recall, moved his HQ from the UK to Singapore in 2019.

Singaporean free trade agreement with EU. Effective Nov 2019.

https://ec.europa.eu/trade/policy/in-focus/eu-singapore-agreement/
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4356 on: 14 April, 2021, 01:30:39 pm »
I'm sure that’s purely a coincidence.

Has anyone seen my rose-tinted blinkers?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4357 on: 14 April, 2021, 03:47:58 pm »
The London Mayoral Elections now provide a Super-Twat list in booklet form: https://www.londonelects.org.uk/sites/default/files/2021-04/GLABooklet2021_0.pdf

Not sure where to even begin with this one, with highlights including the "culturally traditional SDP candidate" (yes, I  didn't realise either); the Brexit Party's call to action: "Vote GAMMONS for London Mayor"; conspiracy-finder-general Piers Corbyn; Brian "Straight-out-of-central-casting-fascist-demagog" Rose*; YACF favourite Laurence Fox; and a smattering of "I'm not a politician, why can't we all just tell the truth and be nice" candidates.

*Against some very stiff competition, I think the winning campaign video has to be Brian's "38 days to go...WAR!!!" (yes it really is 9 minutes of him boxing with his personal demons): https://twitter.com/BrianBRose/status/1376534611149328389
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4358 on: 14 April, 2021, 04:06:41 pm »
They missed a trick by not moving the Sadiq-for-2021 badge a little further north.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4359 on: 14 April, 2021, 04:13:48 pm »
Perma Twat, Lozza Fox. Again.  As highlighted on that Twitter they have now, exhibit A, a statement from Fox, dripping on about Covid vaccination passports, not having one and "Deep needle anxiety". Exhibit B shows his arm. Which has a big old tattoo on it. 

https://twitter.com/twlldun/status/1382251675549896709
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4360 on: 14 April, 2021, 04:44:49 pm »
Every time I see a picture of Lozza I start to involuntarily shake my head. Isn't this what we used to call 'care in the community?' His entire persona must constitute some variety of psychological self-harm. He looks like the sort of person you don't want on your night bus.

But oh noes, I live just beyond the London pale, so cannot contribute to this electoral festival.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4361 on: 14 April, 2021, 06:12:52 pm »
Quote from: Tim Hall on 14 April, 2021, 04:13:48 pm
Perma Twat, Lozza Fox. Again.  As highlighted on that Twitter they have now, exhibit A, a statement from Fox, dripping on about Covid vaccination passports, not having one and "Deep needle anxiety". Exhibit B shows his arm. Which has a big old tattoo on it. 

https://twitter.com/twlldun/status/1382251675549896709

Wol!  Wol!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4362 on: 14 April, 2021, 06:32:17 pm »
Quote from: ian on 14 April, 2021, 04:44:49 pm
Every time I see a picture of Lozza I start to involuntarily shake my head. Isn't this what we used to call 'care in the community?' His entire persona must constitute some variety of psychological self-harm. He looks like the sort of person you don't want on your night bus.

But oh noes, I live just beyond the London pale, so cannot contribute to this electoral festival.

Speaking to my mate yesterday and it turns out his sister works for Fox's campaign. Not sure whether it is directly or obliquely. Apparently he is known as just an absolutely massive ego and an arsehole.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4363 on: 14 April, 2021, 07:55:12 pm »
As long as she’s doing her utmost to separate the appalling gobshite from his money…. And he’s going to be five grand poorer when he gets laughed out of the Mayoral election results beanfeast with a polling scarcely visible to the naked eye.

Not sure I'll bother staying up for that one.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4364 on: 14 April, 2021, 08:03:02 pm »
His celebrity might get him a few extra votes though. He many votes does he need to keep his deposit?
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4365 on: 14 April, 2021, 08:18:34 pm »
I think it's 5%.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4366 on: 14 April, 2021, 08:31:47 pm »
Yep, 5%.  And Wikinaccurate says he and his motley rabble of gammon will lose ten grand rather the five I thought I had read elsewhere.

Edit: Count Binface pledged during his 2019 General Election campaign to “[make] Piers Morgan* zero emissions by 2030”.  Binface for mayor!

* the colossal bellend
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4367 on: 14 April, 2021, 08:51:40 pm »
I thought it was £10k/party and £10k per candidate
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4368 on: 15 April, 2021, 03:07:50 pm »
For the mayoral election, it's a £10k deposit, returnable if you get more than 5% of first preference votes. There's also a £10k fee (sorry, contribution to costs) if you want a one page election address to be included in the official booklet sent to all voters.

For the assembly, it's a £1k deposit for constituency candidates (5% threshold to get it back), and a 5k deposit per party, covering everyone on the list, for the London-wide seats (2.5% threshold).
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4369 on: 15 April, 2021, 03:46:04 pm »
Laurence Fox has twittered that he is instructing lawyers to act against a twitter user who called him a racist.

Suddenly Laurence Fox isn't so keen on free speech when the free speech is about him.
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Socks

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4370 on: 15 April, 2021, 04:55:31 pm »
I don't know if Eric Pickles has appeared in this distinguished gallery yet.  He is now busy diverting attention from the failures of current and previous Tory politicians by targeting the senior civil servants whom they allowed or encouraged to 'gain expertise' by working closely with various tax dodging multinationals, dodgy finance and service companies.

This the same git who was responsible for a disastrous privation scheme in his local authority.  And enthusiastically helped Osborne to implement the biggest cuts to Local Authority budgets for a hundred years from 2009 onwards.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4371 on: 15 April, 2021, 05:05:12 pm »
Quote from: Socks on 15 April, 2021, 04:55:31 pm
I don't know if Eric Pickles has appeared in this distinguished gallery yet.

If not, I can't imagine how he has managed to escape our attention. Surely he's a serial offender?

Also a good candidate for the nominative determinism thread...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4372 on: 15 April, 2021, 06:16:09 pm »
Lord Pickles please.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4373 on: 15 April, 2021, 06:22:05 pm »
I'm pretty sure Piggles has been nominated before, though the Bradford pie-bandit has been keeping a pretty low profile for a number of years.
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4374 on: 15 April, 2021, 06:33:30 pm »
Are we free to mention Mr Fr*ncois as yet ?

Not that he's appeared in the news (for quite some time now), but I think we can all feel fairly safe in presuming that he's been up to some super-twattery within the last couple of days.
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