Author Topic: Caption it #1878  (Read 1787 times)

meddyg

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Caption it #1878
« on: 21 April, 2021, 09:22:19 pm »

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #1 on: 21 April, 2021, 09:39:24 pm »
Hello? I'd like to order one of those peetsaz they have now.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #2 on: 21 April, 2021, 10:00:41 pm »
"Hello Mum, I got the job!"

Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #3 on: 21 April, 2021, 10:13:47 pm »
Could you repeat that, sir - Doctor Who?

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #4 on: 21 April, 2021, 10:39:23 pm »
Hello, wardrobe?  You're bloody rubbish.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #5 on: 21 April, 2021, 10:41:09 pm »
Control?  There's a black family in Trafalgar square. I need back up.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #6 on: 22 April, 2021, 12:01:14 am »
Hello… Sarge… yeah, it's like “Life On Mars” only with Nigel Fartrage instead of Gene 'unt
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meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #7 on: 22 April, 2021, 10:20:16 am »
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Meanwhile here is the theme from ‘Z Cars'

Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #8 on: 22 April, 2021, 10:27:28 am »
"Ooooh a Panda you say Sarge, yes of course I want one."
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #9 on: 22 April, 2021, 11:18:49 am »
"Hello, Arm Response."
It is simpler than it looks.

rogerzilla

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #10 on: 22 April, 2021, 03:10:25 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #11 on: 22 April, 2021, 06:49:19 pm »
They promised me a mobile phone and all I got was this crappy Tardis.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Jaded

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  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #12 on: 22 April, 2021, 07:34:02 pm »
"Yes, a Postillion has been struck by lightning."
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Caption it #1878
« Reply #13 on: 23 April, 2021, 06:16:37 pm »
“De_Do_Do_Do,_De_Da_Da_Da”