Author Topic: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG  (Read 162274 times)

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #150 on: 02 August, 2014, 06:39:04 pm »
BONG!
Didcot A demolition detectable on seismograph 5 miles away but not felt on the ground.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-28620006

Regulator

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #151 on: 04 August, 2014, 12:10:01 pm »
Quote from: clarion
I completely agree with Reg.

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Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #152 on: 13 August, 2014, 07:41:30 am »
It is simpler than it looks.

tiermat

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #153 on: 13 August, 2014, 10:38:38 am »
I feel like Captain Kirk, on a brand new planet every day, a little like King Kong on top of the Empire State

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #154 on: 13 August, 2014, 10:46:24 am »
Take about self-aggrandisement:  Robbie Savage doesn't have trade-mark anythings, except possibly late tackles - and who wants them for posterity?

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #155 on: 15 August, 2014, 02:36:29 pm »
Exchange of fishy puns on Twitter makes national news.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sainsburys-twitter-fish-puns-hilarious-3010949
In our day we kept such wit to uk.rec.sheds...

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #156 on: 23 August, 2014, 05:59:48 pm »
Not news for the not news season
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28910242

LEE

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #157 on: 29 August, 2014, 10:41:02 am »
BONG!  Nothing remotely interesting happened on The Great British Bake Off involving a baked Alaska. ...BONG!

....I honestly can't raise the enthusiasm to find out the details.  It's a f***ing show about baking after all.
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Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #158 on: 29 August, 2014, 10:48:54 am »
It was a melted Alaska. They've heard of global worming.
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rogerzilla

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #159 on: 19 September, 2014, 06:41:31 am »
BONG!  Floppy-haired X Factor alumnus uses the toilet (or doesn't, in this case)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29263113
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Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #160 on: 19 September, 2014, 07:08:12 am »
BONG!  Two pissed blokes flee scene of car accident before falling asleep in field.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2759897/Mystery-two-men-missing-seven-hours-car-accident-outside-UFO-capital-Roswell-wake-seven-hours-later-field-donkeys-no-memory-surprise-night-before.html

If this had happened anywhere else it would have ranked somewhere below the Scottish fitba results in importance.
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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #161 on: 19 September, 2014, 08:38:52 pm »
Person drops phone; it doesn't break.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29275039

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #162 on: 19 September, 2014, 11:46:32 pm »
Person drops phone; it doesn't break.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29275039

Phone jumps out of unsupported box after struggle with packaging.
Quelle surprise!

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #163 on: 24 September, 2014, 10:45:32 pm »
BONG! Very old woman dies.

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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #166 on: 21 October, 2014, 11:43:45 pm »
Planes wobble as they land at Manchester Airport

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29716161

clarion

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #167 on: 28 October, 2014, 08:37:56 am »
Woman has baby.
Getting there...


tiermat

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Vince

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #170 on: 28 October, 2014, 01:22:53 pm »
Oh, and BONG

Chocolate manufacturer decides to stop production of an unprofitable type of chocolate; keeps all other brands going.

BONG

Quote from: independent
An e-petition has been launched in a hope to reverse the decision and one person has signed it so far.
216km from Marsh Gibbon

Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #171 on: 28 October, 2014, 01:25:37 pm »
That's because it is an ineligible petition.
It is simpler than it looks.

Pedaldog.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #172 on: 28 October, 2014, 11:23:38 pm »
Quote from Soupy..
"I do not buy Cadbury. It is no longer the iconic British firm. It is an american firm making chocolate in Poland and making British workers redundant"

He forgot to say that "it's also Shitty Chocolate shaped objects".
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #173 on: 29 October, 2014, 12:17:25 pm »
Of course, he's got that a bit wrong.

Terrys make chocolate in Poland.

Cadbury's is american but still making chocolate in Brum as far as I can tell from the nommy smells (They also make it in a lot of other places too).
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Vince

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #174 on: 29 October, 2014, 01:20:44 pm »
But Cadbury's aren't making chocolate in Keynsham any more. Production was moved to Warsaw, Poland.
216km from Marsh Gibbon