I agree we need more celebrity chefs advising poor people how to make nutritious meals out of canal sludge, twigs, hairballs, and despair.
The average poor person could replicate that recipe easy, chop up some onions, chuck in some chopped garden weeds and a splash of Tesco value lager, a tin of baked beans, and then at the end, a Greggs sausage roll. Et voilà!
We need to ensure poor people know their place, so please, let's not encourage them. They'll be squandering their meagre income on capers rather than potato waffles.
In other news, didn't Jack Monroe turn out to be a bit of a bluffer? The Sam Vines thing doesn't seem to have gone anywhere other than a single headline.