... form of transport known to mankind. With this pinnacle of engineering perfection a person can travel a thousand miles at the speed of a panther, using the energy of one two ounce scotch egg, with the elegance of an eight ton walrus.
Bicycles are important in this film, see how many you can spot."
No way can you name that film? [unless like me you're actually watching it now]
Clues: British made comedy, 1985. The actor who said the line is also a well known cyclist in real life.
