Kangaroo tail

[Treewheeler]

Cheap as chips.
Find your Roo and remove tail.
Fresh ones can be found lying along side many State Highways or go to your Aboriginal community store for frozen ones.
Before building a fire using dead wood check to see if you have a local fire ban and if you are Indiginous, ignore it.
Let your fire go to red coals.
Toss your Roo tail in and leave until the fat is well bubbling.
Rake it out, chop into pieces and serve with Victoria Bitter afterwards throwing the can into the Bush to give it that authentic Aborigine effect.

Now I did exactly this with a group of 'Black fellas' in the bush.
The thing about the cans is...
Although they may be the 'Guardians of the land' they cannot discerne between unsitely waste and nature.
 "That's white fella's stuff, we didn't make it."
So in their mind they have nowhere to put it!

 This really happend.

[GruB]

You make me smile with your choice of words.  What do they think of a little white bloke from England on a bike eating roo tail?

[Treewheeler]

Although I tell it as it happend, I imagine that my words would make a British copper smile...
 Roo tail by the way is dee-lish in a greasy, gamey, muttony way.
There where 'Yella-fellas' present as well.
 Those with a little Anglo blood coursing through their veins sported sun bleached blond mops as though they had been dyed.
 It's their words and if the P.C brigade don't like it then don't go off the tourist track to the real outback. 
 
 

[pcolbeck]

One of our local butchers has just started a side line in exotic meat.

Buffalo
Ostrich
Kangaroo
Crocodile

Now I know that there are quite a few Ostrich farms in North Yorkshire but I haven't seen any of the rest unless Flamingoland Zoo is overstocked at present.

[Jaded]

Ostrich makes me fart.

[Treewheeler]

Whilst crocodile makes me want never to eat chicken again...
 The first time I saw wild Emus was on the Great Ocean road at dusk.
I thought... "That's a chuffing great peacock..."
Then it stood up and ran!
Why eat an Ostrich and not an Emu then...?
 Them Black Fellas does mate.

[Charlotte]

The Tuggo, yesterday:



Good to see you've not lost any of your natural wit and charm during your antipodean epicurean adventures, Tuggo.