Author Topic: Grammar that makes you cringe  (Read 841570 times)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #950 on: 18 August, 2010, 01:03:39 pm »
Dobry dien!

I think your polski must be better than my slovenski, as what you wrote above was perfect to the ó.
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hellymedic

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #951 on: 22 August, 2010, 02:12:31 pm »
Headlines like this on the BBC News website annoy me by their ambiguity.
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #952 on: 23 August, 2010, 12:07:45 pm »
I know it's correct usage in USAnia, but the phrase or saying "different than" really gets on my pecs.
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #953 on: 23 August, 2010, 01:11:04 pm »
"The person, who cleans this toilet maybe male or female"

Crap sign at Wigan NW station. I quite often see "maybe" when it should be "may be".

I've got a neighbour like that.

red marley

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #954 on: 23 August, 2010, 01:18:28 pm »
"The person, who cleans this toilet maybe male or female"

Crap sign at Wigan NW station. I quite often see "maybe" when it should be "may be".

Or in this case you could petty safely replace "maybe" with "will be".

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #955 on: 23 August, 2010, 01:53:02 pm »
"The person, who cleans this toilet maybe male or female"

Crap sign at Wigan NW station. I quite often see "maybe" when it should be "may be".

Or in this case you could petty safely replace "maybe" with "will be".

You haven't met my neighbour.

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #956 on: 23 August, 2010, 04:22:01 pm »

Or in this case you could petty safely replace "maybe" with "will be".

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #957 on: 24 August, 2010, 04:03:38 pm »
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The contractor has arranged for both the internal and external area’s of the building to be inspected tomorrow affected by the water, and will arrange the appropriate repairs thereafter.

 ::-)

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #958 on: 24 August, 2010, 04:10:13 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #959 on: 24 August, 2010, 09:09:43 pm »
Articles! Present tense with future reference after prepositions of time! Failed FCE.
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #960 on: 31 August, 2010, 01:06:50 pm »
"I went through it with a fine tooth-comb"

Always supposing you can explain to me what a Tooth-comb is, please can you tell me in what way the one you were using was a particularly fine example?


citoyen

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #961 on: 31 August, 2010, 01:32:48 pm »
I once heard someone use the phrase "tooth-comb" without the modifying adjective. Presumably an ordinary tooth-comb was sufficient on that occasion.

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red marley

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #962 on: 31 August, 2010, 01:38:45 pm »
A tooth-comb is what medieval orthodontists used to straighten out wonky teeth. No doubt the British Museum has some fine specimens.

clarion

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #963 on: 31 August, 2010, 03:41:25 pm »
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The contractor has arranged for both the internal and external area’s of the building to be inspected tomorrow affected by the water, and will arrange the appropriate repairs thereafter.

 ::-)

Obviously, they meant
Quote
repair's
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robbo6

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #964 on: 31 August, 2010, 09:17:50 pm »
A fine-tooth comb was what people used to catch the fleas and lice off dogs, cats and children before insecticides came into general use. Hence "going through it with a fine-tooth comb":- looking for very small details, "nit-picking".
They normally had a wide flat centre to squash one's catch against with  a thumb-nail.

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #965 on: 31 August, 2010, 10:27:56 pm »
A tooth-comb is what medieval orthodontists used to straighten out wonky teeth. No doubt the British Museum has some fine specimens.

You got that by combing through wikipedia, didn't you.

clarion

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #966 on: 31 August, 2010, 10:29:13 pm »
Nit-wit ;D
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red marley

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #967 on: 31 August, 2010, 11:05:37 pm »
[Frank Muir]

The term 'tooth-comb' actually originates from agricultural folk-law. Farmers who bred chickens for egg production were well aware that very occasionally a chick would be born with a small deformity in its beak. As it grew older, this would cause it's upper beak to misalign with its lower and as a consequence it would not be able to peck in the ground for grain and insects. The only way it could gather enough nutrition would be to feed off the eggs of the other hens. Its beak deformity or "hens tooth" actually made it easier for the hen to break the egg shells before eating the contents.

Clearly this was not in the farmer's interest to have an egg consuming hen in its flock, so he would try to identify these very rare toothed hens. Because the deformity did not develop until the hen was much older, it was said that a skilled farmer could spot a potential problem hen because before its tooth was fully developed, its comb tended to be very slightly narrower than that of a normal healthy hen.

With modern industrial scale farming, it is sadly no longer necessary to be able to identify a fine tooth-comb, although organic free-range farmers still claim to be able to spot them.


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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #968 on: 01 September, 2010, 09:45:15 am »
Nit-wit ;D
Ooooh, subtle!

I like the carefully thought out reference to the purpose of the sort of comb not quite described by 'fine tooth-comb'.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #969 on: 01 September, 2010, 09:52:15 am »
 "I've got a gut feeling in my stomach". What, that I might want to punch your head in the face?

clarion

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #970 on: 03 September, 2010, 05:05:19 pm »
There is a singular form of 'consortia'! >:(
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #971 on: 06 September, 2010, 06:30:32 am »
There is a singular form of 'consortia'! >:(

Indeed, in a similar vein there is also a singular form of 'criteria'.

Edit.  I have just remembered that the gits do it with 'phenomena' as well.

Gandalf

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #972 on: 06 September, 2010, 06:37:13 am »
Not grammar as such, but has anyone else noticed the irritating 'development' of people substituting the word 'best' when they clearly mean ''favourite'?  My daughter asked me what my 'best' film was yesterday, I felt compelled to point out that I was neither an actor or a director. 

Almost as annoying as the way 'slippy' has supplanted 'slippery' in some quarters.

citoyen

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #973 on: 06 September, 2010, 06:38:36 am »
And still in a similar vein, the plural of media is not medias.

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rogerzilla

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #974 on: 06 September, 2010, 06:42:55 am »
Media is a very over-used word now anyway, probably because "press" doesn't seem to cover the online stuff.
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