So there I was, still a bit sleepy from sleep - at the Tassimo, getting a coffee sometime around 9am on a Saturday. Fboab was out on a Veloviewer square bagging mission. I've tried to get into that shit, but it's still a Work in Progress.
My phone rings. It's Fboab.
Me: "Hi"
Fboab: "Hfffts... jddsjhhh askkllojd"
Me: "Huh? You broke up a bit - say that again?"
Fboab: "FFFPpspps hughsga... barrier. I may have passed out"
Me: "Where are you?"
Fboab: "Towton Battlefield trail. Hang on... there's a guy with a dog"
Phone goes dead.
Phone rings.
Me: "Hello"
Guy with a dog: "Hi, is that Chris? I'm here with
Li***** Fboab. She's come off her bike, we've called her an ambulance."
Me: "OK, how's she doing?"
Guy with a dog: "She's a little woozy, so she's lying on the grass, but she's talking. Her hands hurt, and she's clearly banged her head"
Me: "Keep me posted"
Guy with a dog: "Here's the ambulance. I'll call you back".
Phone rings.
Me: "Hi"
Guy with a dog: "Hi, OK she's on her way to York A&E"
Me: "Thank you so much for helping her."
Guy with a dog: "No worries. Her bike is here, but there's a lady who can take it back to her house - she has a van."
Me: "That's great, put her on...."
Aaaand so on.
Five hours in York A&E later
Also a broken finger. Not the impact kinda break - a bend the finger back so far it breaks kinda break
.