Author Topic: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...  (Read 30217 times)

Vince

  • Can't climb; won't climb
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #25 on: 07 March, 2018, 02:14:28 am »
Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise little parasite
216km from Marsh Gibbon

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #26 on: 07 March, 2018, 08:03:22 am »
^^^ Nice.

---o0o---

Are you lonesome loathsome tonight?

And in It's Now or Never:

Your lips excite me -
Would you like to bite me?

I've known that version so long that I've forgotten the original, if I ever knew it.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #27 on: 07 March, 2018, 09:15:06 am »
Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise little parasite
Shake my gland, I'm a strange-looking parasite
Getting there...

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #28 on: 07 March, 2018, 10:53:16 am »
Hey ho, hey ho
It's off to work we go
With a shovel and a pick and a rhubarb stick
I thought the traditional lyrics were
"bucket and spade and a hand grenade"  ???

Torslanda

  • Professional Gobshite
  • Just a tart for retro kit . . .
    • John's Bikes
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #29 on: 07 March, 2018, 03:51:10 pm »
With - a shuvel anna spade anna hand grenade...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #30 on: 07 March, 2018, 05:12:51 pm »
With a pile and a pong
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Eccentrica Gallumbits

  • Rock 'n' roll and brew, rock 'n' roll and brew...
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #31 on: 07 March, 2018, 06:31:12 pm »
And a great big bong?
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #32 on: 08 March, 2018, 07:54:27 am »
I'll put a smell on you
Because you're mine.



And for Mr. Putin's twilight warriors:

Nights in White Sarin
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #33 on: 08 March, 2018, 11:00:10 am »
Gaviscon, Oh Gaviscon,
Can you hear my tummy rumbling?

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #34 on: 29 March, 2018, 08:10:43 am »
The vol-au-vent is not that bad (Tiny Dancer - Elton John)

Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #35 on: 31 March, 2018, 02:36:52 pm »
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When they see me makin’ a curry
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Pingu

  • Put away those fiery biscuits!
  • Mrs Pingu's domestique
    • the Igloo
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #36 on: 01 April, 2018, 12:04:06 am »
My angel is a sennapod.

simonp

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #37 on: 01 April, 2018, 12:36:25 am »
Tiger flying in the sunshine.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #38 on: 01 April, 2018, 08:46:49 am »
And did the county nance divine...
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Basil

  • Um....err......oh bugger!
  • Help me!
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #39 on: 01 April, 2018, 02:49:30 pm »
Peter the Great and Edward the Seventh,
George the Fifth and Louis the Eleventh,
Nebuchadnezzar, The Lord of the Rings,
These are a few of my favourite kings.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #40 on: 01 April, 2018, 09:58:54 pm »
I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles I wear goggles when you are not here

Andrij

  • Андрій
  • Ερασιτεχνικός μισάνθρωπος
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #41 on: 04 April, 2018, 12:34:59 pm »
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #42 on: 06 April, 2018, 01:52:54 pm »
Chris Rea
God's Great Banana Skin

always becomes "God's great, but man has skin"  for at least a few verses

And then there's "it's gonna be a hard egg tonight" by the Eagles
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #43 on: 09 October, 2018, 11:11:37 am »
I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair
Floating like a Zeppelin on the bright summer air
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #44 on: 09 October, 2018, 09:38:54 pm »
You're so fat
You probably think this song is about you
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #45 on: 17 October, 2018, 03:04:03 pm »
One night in Bangkok and the world's your lobster...

Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #46 on: 17 October, 2018, 03:19:18 pm »
I'll just leave this one here....

Legend.

https://youtu.be/0ukn2YT5jeM

IanN

  • Voon
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #47 on: 17 October, 2018, 09:41:10 pm »
Glen Campbell "I'm the linesman for Notts county"
(been a while since I sang that  :-[)

and everytime I take a wheel from a car or bike
"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"



Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #48 on: 17 October, 2018, 09:49:22 pm »
Iron Maiden's "Fear of the dark" has always sounded more like a song about anatidaephobia. :demon:
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Redlight

  • Enjoying life in the slow lane
Re: Songs you always sing the wrong words to...
« Reply #49 on: 17 October, 2018, 10:00:04 pm »
Then there's Englebert Humperdinck's kitchen sink classic.

Please degrease me, let me flow.

Followed by Paul Simon's '50 Ways to Clean Your Oven'
Why should anybody steal a watch when they can steal a bicycle?