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Mr Larrington

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Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« on: 01 July, 2022, 01:50:21 am »
O hai!

Well, the Tour de France is almost upon us and we're sure many of you lovely people have other commitments that, bizarrely, take precedence over watching every available minute of this year’s Grand Boucle.  Fret not, mes pauvres, for once again the highly-trained operatives at P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nzTM® are taking upon ourselves this onerous task.  For your comfort and convenience, please note that this thread may contain:

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Clare

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #1 on: 01 July, 2022, 03:47:17 am »
Yay, PP is back.

 :D :D :D
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Pingu

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #2 on: 01 July, 2022, 09:11:26 am »
Woo yay! \o/
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #3 on: 01 July, 2022, 10:07:47 am »
Thread is Ookmarked

(In Librarian stylee)
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #4 on: 01 July, 2022, 02:58:34 pm »
Yay! TV's Niec C Boardman present & correct.  Wonder if he’ll still be around when the race gets back to France?
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #5 on: 01 July, 2022, 04:31:35 pm »
Shame on *** for failing to notice that the tower on top of the Copenhagen Stock Exchange looks like a narwhal tusk.

RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!
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TimC

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #6 on: 01 July, 2022, 05:53:48 pm »
No pigs? Where does all the bacon come from??
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #7 on: 01 July, 2022, 06:18:59 pm »
No idea.  Saw more llamas and ostriches in Denmark than pigs.
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #8 on: 01 July, 2022, 06:25:19 pm »
I watcheded the tiem trail on my fondleslab with added hedfones and not on the big anabaric digiscope as others moer important than I was watching the Wombolton broadcastings. The ment that four the first tiem I got to hear listen to the colmontatars which woz quite a revilation I tell you. Now, I understand that it is quite difficult to colmontate on a live televisualisation, especially for one as tiem taking as a Le Tour stage, but don’t they spake a lots of old nonsenses? Blimies.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #9 on: 01 July, 2022, 06:32:32 pm »
TV's Super D Millar still sounded like he was talking through a long metal pipe all afternoon thobut.
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #10 on: 01 July, 2022, 06:50:39 pm »
Stage 1: Copenhague

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ElyDave

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #11 on: 01 July, 2022, 08:54:38 pm »
Jumbo Visma's new kit  :sick:

RE these new fangled TT bikes, is it me or are the arm rests on stilts these days, shirley that affects the stability in an ungood way? 
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DuncanM

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« Reply #12 on: 01 July, 2022, 09:04:21 pm »
The eurosport commentary managed to deliver a perfect commentators curse on Laporte. Said how well he was cornering about half a second before he fell off! :)

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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #13 on: 01 July, 2022, 09:07:18 pm »
They did a bit better on the live show because they'd had about forty minutes of bugger-all happening before he set off.  And they managed to hex Laporte as well.
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #14 on: 01 July, 2022, 09:56:56 pm »
Lol. Like the added bear, they should include that in the program.
Our lum *does* need sweeping though.
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #15 on: 01 July, 2022, 11:10:11 pm »
I have high hopes for T Moviestar's AI after it doned a 1-2 on that French bloke in teh Dauphiné.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #16 on: 02 July, 2022, 01:03:50 am »
Quote from: Pingu on 01 July, 2022, 11:10:11 pm
I have high hopes for T Moviestar's AI after it doned a 1-2 on that French bloke in teh Dauphiné.

Having not been following the race that M White always refers to as “The Dolphiné” I am, very much like T Moviestar’s AI, none the wiser.  The only thing Mr Google can tell me is that C Verona pwned a stage.
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #17 on: 02 July, 2022, 07:01:34 am »
[Lifts head from porridge] What?  Has it started?


Oh.
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Nuncio

Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #18 on: 02 July, 2022, 10:29:26 am »
Quote from: DuncanM on 01 July, 2022, 09:04:21 pm
The eurosport commentary managed to deliver a perfect commentators curse on Laporte. Said how well he was cornering about half a second before he fell off! :)
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https://twitter.com/mcewenrobbie/status/1542908006622535680
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #19 on: 02 July, 2022, 12:20:08 pm »
Anyone spotted yacf's very own Gus at the side of the road?
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #20 on: 02 July, 2022, 02:42:42 pm »
just listening to the confusion in the colemntary box as a velomobile follows the leaders aong the cyclepath ;D
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #21 on: 02 July, 2022, 02:44:19 pm »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #22 on: 02 July, 2022, 05:09:04 pm »
Stage 2: Roskilde -> Nyborg

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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #23 on: 02 July, 2022, 06:00:15 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 02 July, 2022, 05:09:04 pm
Stage 2: Roskilde -> Nyborg

G Imlach:Wot ov D Gaudu bein' a tit?
NC Boardman:I rekn he'll b in trub!
TP Kennaugh:Naaah!
G Imlach:OTOH, he iz Fren…[NO CARRIER]

N Bouhanni [via heliograph]:Call that handbags? If I was riding Le Tour this year, I'd have shown that tit Gaudu "handbags"!
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Re: Tour ov France 2022: The Remix Album
« Reply #24 on: 02 July, 2022, 06:08:39 pm »
$OTHER_SOURCE reckons it was Stefan Küng, not David Gaudu, but we'll have to wait until the highlights have been and gone before I believe them.
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