Shame to see it go, but I haven't stopped there in years - recently I've ridden straight past just to maintain some body heat for the (usually bloody chilly) descent. Wonder if the outside tap still works...
I did think of a FNRtSR Hartside version, but it's even harder to get back from than Tan Hill - and doesn't do beer. According to my dad, it did have a license way back when, but they had it taken away for serving out of hours, and for the number of pissed-up bikers the local police had to deal with. It's not far from the borders with Durham and North Yorkshire, so that's three sets of annoyed coppers to deal with.
Actually, if my dad's to be believed, it may have been before the boundary shift, so you could chuck Westmorland Constabulary in there as well.