Only a real Pikey would fail the following tests...
Walk by a plant hire firm WITHOUT totting up the machines cash re-sale value.
Complete a gardening job for a retired person to R.H.S standards to within 10% of agreed price.
Competantly complete a minor repair on an elderly persons property without escorting said elderly person to bank to obtain payment.
Pick up litter.
Pay tax.
Join the W.I, or local conservation group.
Stop thieving.
Become a such valued and estimed member of society that people may look up to you and say.
'I wish I was a real Pikey....'