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Your score?

0
1 (1%)
1-5
22 (22.7%)
6-10
33 (34%)
11-15
23 (23.7%)
16+
18 (18.6%)

Total Members Voted: 87

Author Topic: The Pikey Test  (Read 19674 times)

red marley

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #125 on: 16 December, 2009, 06:31:02 pm »
Q.41 Do you enjoy laughing at others who you think are poorer/of a lower social class than yourself?

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #126 on: 16 December, 2009, 06:33:46 pm »
Based on my results, I think everyone else is laughing at me  :-[
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

nicknack

  • Hornblower
Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #127 on: 16 December, 2009, 06:49:25 pm »
No. I would have said pity was the overriding reaction.
There's no vibrations, but wait.

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #128 on: 19 December, 2009, 06:50:23 pm »
Got my Christmas Card  :smug:

Treewheeler

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #129 on: 19 December, 2009, 07:06:47 pm »
Only a real Pikey would fail the following tests...

 Walk by a plant hire firm WITHOUT totting up the machines cash re-sale value.

 Complete a gardening job for a retired person to R.H.S standards to within 10% of agreed price.

 Competantly complete a minor repair on an elderly persons property without escorting said elderly person  to  bank to obtain payment.

 Pick up litter.

 Pay tax.

 Join the W.I, or local conservation group.

 Stop thieving.

 Become a such valued and estimed member of society that people may look up to you and say.
'I wish I was a real Pikey....'

 
 

CrinklyLion

  • The one with devious, cake-pushing ways....
Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #130 on: 19 December, 2009, 11:36:26 pm »
This year's Christmas present from the curry house arrived tonight.  A cadbury's selction box.  Last year we got quality street.  One year we got a bottle of wine.  It sat on the side for some time until one party when someone was  finally drunk enough to actually drink the 'curry house red'.  It was about as rough as you'd expect...

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #131 on: 20 December, 2009, 08:51:39 am »
We only got a calendar
[Quote/]Adrian, you're living proof that bandwidth is far too cheap.[/Quote]

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #132 on: 20 December, 2009, 08:52:34 am »
I got a card from the local Brompton dealer.  I don't think that counts.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #133 on: 20 December, 2009, 08:57:11 am »
It could count against your not inconsiderable existing score
[Quote/]Adrian, you're living proof that bandwidth is far too cheap.[/Quote]

Treewheeler

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #134 on: 20 December, 2009, 03:50:15 pm »
The sock thing is a knotty one... :-\
 I especially bought merino socks just so I COULD wear them for days on end without washing  :-*

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #135 on: 20 December, 2009, 04:10:20 pm »
Tuggo...Rapha's next male model.  Now that would be funny.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #136 on: 21 December, 2009, 12:01:00 pm »
Christmas card from curry house arrived this morning. :)
"Yes please" said Squirrel "biscuits are our favourite things."

Re: The Pikey Test
« Reply #137 on: 21 December, 2009, 02:05:51 pm »
Oh.  24.  Mind you, living just round the corner from Penge did give me a slight advantage.