One of the less significant parks on my commute (so insignificant that Googlemaps don't even identify it as a park, it's between Chatsworth Road and the River Lea - for park lovers everywhere) has a fairly large sized tree on its side. Someone has wrapped it in red and white hazard tape. Why? It's not like it cannot be seen. Its a f'in big tree. On its side. Or is it likely to jump up again, or something? Are dog-emptiers and pram pushers likely to fall victim to an unprovoked tree attack? Wossat all about?