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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #100 on: 31 May, 2013, 09:34:31 pm »
Next weeks task is a team building exercise.... perhaps Luisa could be team leader and bring her experiences of organising motivational evenings to the fore.

Could be a little more interesting than this series so far

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #101 on: 03 June, 2013, 01:24:47 pm »
Was there really some dork on it who couldn't divide seventeen by two :o
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #102 on: 03 June, 2013, 01:59:07 pm »
Was there really some dork on it who couldn't divide seventeen by two :o

I've noticed that a lack of basic maths skills tends to be quite prominent amongst The Apprentice candidates. 
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #103 on: 04 June, 2013, 10:35:29 am »
Been away in lovely-and-sunny-Istanbul, so missed the team-building one. Who got axed?
Certainly never seen cycling south of Sussex

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #104 on: 04 June, 2013, 10:50:20 am »
Been away in lovely-and-sunny-Istanbul, so missed the team-building one. Who got axed?

So it is all your fault then Riggers?

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #105 on: 04 June, 2013, 12:02:58 pm »
Ahem. We walked up several of the streets on the second day of the riots, blissfully unaware (initially) that further protesting was in the offing in Taksim Square, where we were headed. People were selling masks, people shouting protest songs, people clapping. It all seemed fairly good natured. Maybe it was because, on this particular occasion, the police were ordered not to interfere, which we didn't know about either at the time. Australians on the first night told us not to go in the area, because of the tear gas wafting around.

I'm with the protesters. The only bit of decent greenery left for this particular area, and people 'in charge' want to build a shopping Mall on it. Just smacks of some people wanting make a fast buck, and I wouldn't put it past one or several million Turkish Lire being handed over in brown envelopes. Cynical? Yep.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #106 on: 04 June, 2013, 05:28:35 pm »
I've only been to Istanbul once, about 12 years ago.  As me and a friend turned a corner we saw about 50 Coppers donning riot-gear.

We made a hasty exit and walked straight into a few hundred students protesting about something, heading straight for the Riot Police.

We increased the hastiness of our exit.

TV footage that evening showed many students being "encouraged to change their attitude" by the police.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #107 on: 05 June, 2013, 09:07:58 pm »
Here we go again...I foresee Luisa in a St Trinian's outfit.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #108 on: 05 June, 2013, 09:14:22 pm »
Dracula says it straight.  I like him.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #109 on: 05 June, 2013, 09:16:31 pm »
Jordan is really very annoying.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #110 on: 05 June, 2013, 09:55:56 pm »
Yesssss!
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #111 on: 06 June, 2013, 07:37:50 am »
Which one's the Welsh Twat who thinks he's Del Trotter?

And the other knobber who spends all his time rolling his eyes?

I reckon one of the ladies will win this year.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #112 on: 06 June, 2013, 09:35:44 am »
You're thinking of: Carter Wong from Big Trouble in Little China.

Go on. Look him up. You know you want to. :demon:
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #113 on: 11 June, 2013, 01:00:59 am »
Reg, that's the red Angry Bird.

I can't do an image link on the iPad, but this link should give you the idea.
It is simpler than it looks.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #114 on: 11 June, 2013, 09:03:11 am »
Tasks like that are set up for failure. I really can't see how you can, without direct prior experience set up a successful event like that in 2 days.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #115 on: 11 June, 2013, 10:20:34 am »
Which one's the Welsh Twat who thinks he's Del Trotter?

It's Alex Mills.  He seems to model himself on Del Trotter and someone needs to tell him that the overplucked eyebrow look is working...

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And the other knobber who spends all his time rolling his eyes?

Kurt Wilson.  He's a 'Health & Safety Manager'.... quelle surprise!
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #116 on: 11 June, 2013, 02:28:11 pm »
Riggers - you weren't at a wedding last week were you? English groom, Turkish bride?

We missed the alcohol ban by two days :o
Not overly audacious
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #117 on: 11 June, 2013, 09:53:06 pm »
I used to have a work colleague who was exactly like Luisa (minus the Facebook photos).
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #118 on: 12 June, 2013, 09:18:52 pm »
This looks like being a good one.   Dracula mistakes an electric bike for a mobility scooter.  Myles flatters for England.  The Irish doctor woman scowls a lot.  Jordan looks as if he's escaped from Depeche Mode, and is just as po-faced. 

Luisa is "Lu" when she's trying to be your friend, and has out-flattered Myles.

Meanwhile, foppish Jason is trying out comfy chairs and sounding like a Carry On character.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #119 on: 12 June, 2013, 09:31:30 pm »
The old duffers at the NEC love Jason.  He's a nice boy.

Ten grand for a trailer tent?  :o
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #120 on: 12 June, 2013, 09:34:03 pm »
Oh dear...Kurt wants to use the glamour girl approach to make caravans sexy  :sick:
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #121 on: 12 June, 2013, 09:42:47 pm »
It was Luisa wot won it.

Kurt "depressed cat"  is going down, for sure.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #122 on: 12 June, 2013, 09:49:44 pm »
'Sexy eye candy'  :facepalm:

I think Kurt is going...

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #123 on: 12 June, 2013, 10:07:45 pm »
And the useless woman with the lived-in face.  Special commendation for camp Jason!
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #124 on: 12 June, 2013, 11:00:13 pm »
Thank God the eye-rolling twat has gone.  Next has to be the Welsh wank*r.


I must say that I'm beginning to develop a little thing for Jason...
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