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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1675 on: 03 January, 2016, 10:28:01 am »
Quote from: clarion on 01 January, 2016, 06:26:22 pm
David Twatting Pigknobber Cameron and his desire to reduce poverty.
You mean David I do my best to produce sound bites that make me sound like a decent caring person and then shaft the non-rich in favour of my already rich chums Cameron?
Shouldn't he be on a sticky twat thread?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1676 on: 03 January, 2016, 10:49:19 pm »
Sticky twats go over here
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1677 on: 05 January, 2016, 12:59:40 am »
The Bundy militia*


* Terrorists  :demon:
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1678 on: 06 January, 2016, 07:47:54 am »
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My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.

jsabine

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1679 on: 06 January, 2016, 08:31:05 am »
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SoreTween

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1680 on: 06 January, 2016, 05:14:44 pm »
Nick Freeman (no doubt for the umpty umpth time)
http://road.cc/content/news/174321-force-all-cyclists-use-cycle-lanes-says-mr-loophole

I must remember WycombeWheeler's eloquent motorway analogy.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1681 on: 06 January, 2016, 05:32:15 pm »
Quote from: SoreTween on 06 January, 2016, 05:14:44 pm
Nick Freeman (no doubt for the umpty umpth time)
http://road.cc/content/news/174321-force-all-cyclists-use-cycle-lanes-says-mr-loophole

I must remember WycombeWheeler's eloquent motorway analogy.

From his website:
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A father of 2 children Nick is a keen golfer with a 3.5 handicap and enjoys vigorous exercise with his Staffordshire Bull Terrier

Eew.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1682 on: 06 January, 2016, 08:39:56 pm »
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Redlight

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1683 on: 06 January, 2016, 10:03:20 pm »
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Why should anybody steal a watch when they can steal a bicycle?

Deano

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1684 on: 06 January, 2016, 10:14:55 pm »
Chris Gayle.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1685 on: 07 January, 2016, 09:47:08 am »
Quote from: Redlight on 06 January, 2016, 10:03:20 pm
Most of the people quoted in this article:

http://www.times-series.co.uk/news/14180654.Neighbours_unite_to_oppose_zebra_crossing_in_Hampstead_Garden_Suburb/?ref=mr&lp=7

Where do these people come from?

Anyway, I like the fact that their logic encompasses there not being enough people to need a crossing to the crossing encouraging loads of people to cross. People who either are or aren't there. I can only deduce that zebra crossing somehow decohere pedestrians out of the quantum froth. There's also no traffic and traffic.

Evidently Hampstead Garden Suburb is blessed with a set of macro-scale quantum properties which I feel should be investigated.  An entire street is currently in quantum superposition.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1686 on: 07 January, 2016, 12:11:11 pm »
Meanwhile, The Man has erected some new flats between Larrington Towers and Mr Sainsbury's House Of Toothy Comestibles, which stand upon the long side of a T-junction.  The junction used to have a mini-roundabout, but it's been replaced with traffic lights.  About a hundred and fifty yards upstream is a light-controlled pedestrian crossing.   About a hundred and fifty yards downstream is another light-controlled pedestrian crossing.  Both the crossings are outside schools.  You do not want to be visiting Mr Sainsbury's House Of Toothy Comestibles around school chucking-out time.

These people don't know they're born.

Additional: "They also say the flashing orange beacons will be disruptive at night".  Have these gobbins never heard of curtains?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1687 on: 07 January, 2016, 12:56:17 pm »
Quote from: Tim Hall on 06 January, 2016, 05:32:15 pm
Quote from: SoreTween on 06 January, 2016, 05:14:44 pm
Nick Freeman (no doubt for the umpty umpth time)
http://road.cc/content/news/174321-force-all-cyclists-use-cycle-lanes-says-mr-loophole

I must remember WycombeWheeler's eloquent motorway analogy.

From his website:
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A father of 2 children Nick is a keen golfer with a 3.5 handicap and enjoys vigorous exercise with his Staffordshire Bull Terrier

Eew.

That can't be much fun for the poor dog, but I suspect Mr Freeman enjoys it  :sick: :sick:
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Martin

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1688 on: 14 January, 2016, 04:29:49 pm »
Noel Edmonds

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/634451/Britain-full-Noel-Edmonds-tweet

to be fair he's adopted that stance for many years;

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-immigration-edmonds-idUKLE48697220080914

The Excess are cherry picking his words. There's a difference between "Full no more migrants please" and "insufficient infrastructure to support an increase in population"
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Guy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1689 on: 15 January, 2016, 11:56:01 am »
The fucking Tories for removing student grants from the poorest in society, and doing by pushing though an obscure patliamentary committee rather than debating it in the House and taking a vote (which they know they'd lose)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tories-bypass-mps-sneak-through-7178418#ICID=sharebar_twitter

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The Tories will today ram through legislation that will axe university grants for the country’s poorest students .

Labour MPs have been blocked from debating the changes as the Government is pushing through the measure via an obscure Commons committee.
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1690 on: 15 January, 2016, 01:07:04 pm »
IF that is as reported, then they are indeed scumbags, but, sadly, no real news there.
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Super-Twat
« Reply #1691 on: 22 January, 2016, 10:24:54 pm »
Charlotte Rampling. Michael Caine.

Idiots.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1692 on: 22 January, 2016, 11:49:01 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1693 on: 23 January, 2016, 07:37:22 am »
Yep.
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Guy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1694 on: 25 January, 2016, 12:58:59 pm »
Jeremy Clarkson's first appearance of the week...

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Jeremy Clarkson attacked over transgender comments
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35397922/jeremy-clarkson-attacked-over-transgender-comments
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1695 on: 28 January, 2016, 09:10:36 am »
Lord Pearson

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This UKIP Peer Is Worried He’ll Be Arrested If He Reads The Bible In Public

A polite government undersecretary assured Lord Pearson that reading the Bible is “not a crime”.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/this- ... .opBqv7Mqj

Do Kippers actually have any truck with reality?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1696 on: 28 January, 2016, 12:39:31 pm »
Quote from: Guy on 28 January, 2016, 09:10:36 am
Lord Pearson

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This UKIP Peer Is Worried He’ll Be Arrested If He Reads The Bible In Public

A polite government undersecretary assured Lord Pearson that reading the Bible is “not a crime”.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/this- ... .opBqv7Mqj

Do Kippers actually have any truck with reality?

Linky no worky ???
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1697 on: 28 January, 2016, 03:24:41 pm »
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1698 on: 28 January, 2016, 07:32:07 pm »
Bernie Ecclestone.   

Not that I follow F1 but this guy is a total twunt who wants absolute control.   Produce your own fucking engine Bernie - you could afford it!   ::-)
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Efrogwr

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1699 on: 28 January, 2016, 07:40:28 pm »
Priti Patel.
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