Author Topic: Eurovision 2012 (Read 7670 times)

Gus · « **Reply #75 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:30:19 pm »

Quote from: Clare on 26 May, 2012, 09:22:55 pm

Quote from: Gus on 26 May, 2012, 09:17:39 pm
Quote from: Clare on 26 May, 2012, 09:14:37 pm
Denmark were put together in a student flat, drugs were involved, but not enough of them.

Please ban us (Denmark ) from eurovision the next decade, so we can make a proper song

Do we have to supply the drugs as well?

No we will settle down in Christiania, so drugs will be the least of our problem. But we might need help finding
some cycling garden gnomes that can throw knifes while yodeling

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #76 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:31:37 pm »

Someone on Twitter said Spain was "Snow Patrol with tits."

Clare · « **Reply #77 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:32:04 pm »

Unicycling garden gnomes Gus, they have ti be unicycling.

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #78 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:33:46 pm »

Germany is dead boring and I don't like his hat. He'd go out in week 3 in X Factor.

David Martin · « **Reply #79 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:35:14 pm »

He certainly is standing still, but it is quite a catchy tune.. He could have dressed for the occasion

mcshroom · « **Reply #80 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:35:39 pm »

Quote from: Kirst on 26 May, 2012, 09:33:46 pm

Germany is dead boring and I don't like his hat. He'd go out in week 3 in X Factor.

I thought there was the seed of a decent song in there, but it wasn't helped by the singer being as flat as a pancake

Clare · « **Reply #81 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:35:49 pm »

Jamie Cullum wrote it and it shows.

David Martin · « **Reply #82 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:36:38 pm »

Are those rapha gloves? Forget snow patrol, this is geek patrol.

Gus · « **Reply #83 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:37:33 pm »

Quote from: Clare on 26 May, 2012, 09:32:04 pm

Unicycling garden gnomes Gus, they have ti be unicycling.

Unicycling nekkid garden gnomes , unicycling throwing knifes and yodeling.
That way we don't have to make a song, nobody will notice it's missing.

David Martin · « **Reply #84 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:37:48 pm »

This is the night, good night..

mcshroom · « **Reply #85 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:39:30 pm »

Well Malta were definitely enjoying themselves - thought it was quite good

Clare · « **Reply #86 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:41:36 pm »

Cansomebody just put her out of her misery, please?

David Martin · « **Reply #87 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:41:57 pm »

Electric strings and short skirts are so noughties...

AndyK · « **Reply #88 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:42:52 pm »

I think Malta nicked that footwork from Racey.

David Martin · « **Reply #89 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:43:08 pm »

I thought her voice was very nice.. can sing far better than the last few..

Tewdric · « **Reply #90 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:43:14 pm »

Bonnie Tyler lives on!

mcshroom · « **Reply #91 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:43:39 pm »

Quote from: David Martin on 26 May, 2012, 09:43:08 pm

I thought her voice was very nice.. can sing far better than the last few..

I agree

Oh God, here come Jedward!

Tewdric · « **Reply #92 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:44:23 pm »

Oh please spare me.

Not that I'm watching of course..

David Martin · « **Reply #93 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:44:34 pm »

They forgot the cyberman helmets.

Clare · « **Reply #94 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:44:57 pm »

WTF

David Martin · « **Reply #95 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:46:11 pm »

Or is it the tin man and his twin brother from the emerald ~~isle~~ city

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #96 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:46:29 pm »

*not a fan of Jedward*

Clare · « **Reply #97 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:46:37 pm »

Did somebody feed them espresso and Haribo?

mcshroom · « **Reply #98 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:46:52 pm »

Er

AndyK · « **Reply #99 on:** 26 May, 2012, 09:47:51 pm »

Golden showers on Eurovision courtesy of Jedward! Hahaha! Brilliant!

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