This afternoon someone likened Mike Mowett's bike to a beluga whale. I allowed as how he should put a big spike on the front, that it might more nearly resemble a narwhal instead, and followed this up with a cry of "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AIN'T NO HOOVES ON THAT BITCH!"
I got some decidedly odd looks. Here is what some comedian has done to the machine, brand name "Norus", while Mike was sleeping off the journey:
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My suspicions rest with a pair of notorious Dutchmen...
