Vaguely food related, I'm looking around in case I need to get a new hob. DO ANY OF THE PEOPLE THAT DESIGN THESE THINGS EVER COOK ON THEM ?? ?? ?
Some things I've noticed, looking primarily at 5 burner hobs but holds true across the piece. WHY would you place the most powerful burners at the back? BECOZ ELF AN' SAFETY? those big burners are what you inevitably cook on, almost whatever you are doing, the small burners are what you use with stuff you aren't working on. so with big burners at the back, you will always be reaching over the pans at the front. And controls? At the front, what a GOOD idea, so now your front burners have half width supports on the side facing you, so when you shake your pan on that big back light you knock the simmering carrots all over the place. And while I'm on the subject, who the holy fuck thought that having a perfectly flat hob was a good idea, so hot stuff spills allover the place? Someone who never spills anything cooking? OK, right, that's someone who never cooks. Oh, and while we're on the subject of cooking, what's with these half arsed burners? Here's a hint, designers, just calling a burner "Fast" or "Superfast" does fuck all for a pot of water that can't read. My current hob has 3.3, 2.9, 2.5, 1.75 and 1Kw, how hard can it be to find something remotely similar? (answer, in case you hadn't guessed, much harder than you would have thought. "Wok Burner" is convenient marketing speak for anything from 2.5Kw plate warmer to a 5Kw flame thrower, I just hope those who came up with the nomenclature BURN IN HELL. On Superfast.
I've seem pretty much just two exceptions to this, both in excess of £1,500, for a gas hob.
Hurumph. If it comes to it, I'm going to try to keep my hob going I think.