Author Topic: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG (Read 164107 times)

mattc · « **Reply #975 on:** 27 November, 2021, 11:07:31 am »

Britney Spears has her dogs back, according to a report.

Beardy · « **Reply #976 on:** 08 December, 2021, 01:21:10 pm »

BONG
Prime Minister accuses leader of the opposition of using an issue to politic.
BONG

Erm, isn’t that kind of in the job description..

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #977 on:** 08 December, 2021, 06:29:58 pm »

Now is not the time to politicise this*.

* Borrowed from “The Bumper Book of NRA Excuses”, grabber & grabber, rrp $34.99.

Kim · « **Reply #978 on:** 16 December, 2021, 12:36:22 am »

Covid: Mask row sparks fight on train

I'm nominating this one for not news on the basis that the picture and the audio are so heavily redacted the story might as well be "Angry person wears stripey jumper"

Jaded · « **Reply #979 on:** 16 December, 2021, 12:52:31 am »

As always, in situations like this, the best course of action is to take video in portrait mode on your phone.

There will be someone else there to actually deal with the situation.

Pingu · « **Reply #980 on:** 09 January, 2022, 11:26:04 pm »

Stuff underground unearthed by digging (digging is what badgers do) badger: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/09/hungry-badger-may-have-uncovered-roman-coins-in-spanish-cave

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #981 on:** 17 January, 2022, 12:57:28 pm »

Not precisely news but similar, about Martin Luther King, whose day it is today in the USA:

Quote

The average American might get the heebie-jeebies if they knew they were celebrating a radical who challenged systemic racism, supported reparations and advocated for a universal basic income.

I didn't know he advocated for a universal basic income, don't know a great deal about him at all, but is it really possible to not know that he "challenged systemic racism"?

rogerzilla · « **Reply #982 on:** 20 January, 2022, 04:58:05 pm »

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-59899980

Woman flies plane around world.

I drove to Northumberland once.

mattc · « **Reply #983 on:** 23 January, 2022, 06:29:43 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 20 January, 2022, 04:58:05 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-59899980

Woman flies plane around world.

I drove to Northumberland once.

Yes ok, ha ha ...

But I think it's a fun tale of derring-do.
Makes that Fogg fellow's 80 Days look pretty impressive too.

Beardy · « **Reply #984 on:** 23 January, 2022, 08:30:08 pm »

The things you can do when you’ve got time and money.

orienteer · « **Reply #985 on:** 23 January, 2022, 08:37:03 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 20 January, 2022, 04:58:05 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-59899980

Woman flies plane around world.

I drove to Northumberland once.

Overshot Barnard Castle? Better go to Specsavers next time

Kim · « **Reply #986 on:** 26 February, 2022, 07:55:53 pm »

BONG! Craptions are crap. BONG!

(Full text here.)

Guy · « **Reply #987 on:** 15 March, 2022, 09:07:45 am »

BONG! Royal Navy warship spotted in location Royal Navy warships often go. BONG!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-60741128

Pingu · « **Reply #988 on:** 08 September, 2022, 02:39:21 pm »

BONG! Old woman feeling a pit peaky.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #989 on:** 11 November, 2022, 06:54:10 pm »

>>> BONNNGGGG <<< Bell goes “BONNNGGGG!” >>> BONNNGGGG<<<

hellymedic · « **Reply #990 on:** 11 November, 2022, 08:58:54 pm »

Quote from: Pingu on 08 September, 2022, 02:39:21 pm

BONG! Old woman feeling a pit peaky.

Snuffed it within an hour of your post.

Kim · « **Reply #991 on:** 22 November, 2022, 12:30:24 pm »

BONG! Man catches fish

RichForrest · « **Reply #992 on:** 22 November, 2022, 09:17:31 pm »

Quote from: Kim on 22 November, 2022, 12:30:24 pm

BONG! Man catches fish

Wowbagger beat you to that one over on the other board.

Quote from: Wowbagger on 22 November, 2022, 04:13:02 am

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/nov/21/angler-lands-giant-goldfish-in-french-lake?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

So not, in fact, a goldfish.

Beardy · « **Reply #993 on:** 25 November, 2022, 11:06:34 am »

It’s Black Friday today. I thought I’d let you know as I’d hate anyone to miss out on the ‘bargains’.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #994 on:** 25 November, 2022, 11:30:52 am »

Does that mean yesterday was Thanksgiving? Why didn’t anyone tell us?

Oh, wait…

Jaded · « **Reply #995 on:** 30 November, 2022, 03:27:44 pm »

Bloke says old film is out of date.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63805817

rogerzilla · « **Reply #996 on:** 30 November, 2022, 03:31:38 pm »

Quote from: Jaded on 30 November, 2022, 03:27:44 pm

Bloke says old film is out of date.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63805817

Oh come on, it has a black guy as a potential cuckold.

ian · « **Reply #997 on:** 30 November, 2022, 07:12:28 pm »

Jeebus, wait till they discover Zulu.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #998 on:** 30 November, 2022, 07:23:48 pm »

I for one am looking forward to the 21st century remake:

Tofu to the southwest, Sah!

ian · « **Reply #999 on:** 30 November, 2022, 07:47:19 pm »

Don't they rehash the people-offended-by-Love-Actually story about every time this year? It's a reliable portent that Christmas is looming on the horizon.