Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 632986 times)

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5275 on: 13 January, 2022, 05:39:40 pm »
Does he wank as high as any man in Wome too?

He has a friend, you know.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5276 on: 13 January, 2022, 05:42:46 pm »
Does he wank as high as any man in Wome too?

He has a friend, you know.

O WLY?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5277 on: 14 January, 2022, 09:08:47 am »
https://youtu.be/UfJZ9pfnF70

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5278 on: 14 January, 2022, 12:11:40 pm »
Anne Sacoolas

The Beeb is reporting that the fugitive and Super-Twat is to face Westminster Magistrates Court next month, albeit via video so they won’t be able to see whether she’s got her fingers crossed.

And now the Beeb is reporting that the fugitive and Super-Twat is not to face Westminster Magistrates Court this month after all.  "This is to enable ongoing discussions between the CPS and Anne Sacoolas's legal representatives to continue." said someone or other.

The offer still stands, USAnia.  Anne Sacoolas for Andrew Windsor, straight swapsies.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5279 on: 15 January, 2022, 07:34:45 pm »
Never going to happen. Anyway after this week shall we just say the current govt for as long as they hold on to power and just lock the thread as it seems they are just interchangeable Super Twats every day.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5280 on: 16 January, 2022, 01:05:48 pm »
With the regularity of those “Dear Sir, unless” letters from the bank manager, colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron comes back with his tedious vendetta against Haz'n'Megs while reviewing the papers on this morning’s “Andrew Marr Show”, starring TV's Sophie Raworth as Andrew Marr.  That Mr and Mrs Wales haven’t paid a refuse disposal operative to disappear Moron — there's lots of luvverly concrete infrastructure going into HS2 at the moment — seems to indicate that the only person with fucks to spare on the whole tawdry business is the colossal bellend himself.  Quelle twatesse!
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ian

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5281 on: Yesterday at 12:48:37 pm »
I think it's quite possible at this point that Nadine Dorries has attained a curious coherent quantum state of negative knowledge.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5282 on: Yesterday at 02:53:21 pm »
I think it's quite possible at this point that Nadine Dorries has attained a curious coherent quantum state of negative knowledge.

As someone pointed out on twitter this morning, let us not forget that our Culture Secretary once went on national television and ate an ostrich's anus for money.

That's our "Culture" Secretary. As in what you find in a Petri dish.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5283 on: Yesterday at 06:29:22 pm »
In a bizarre twist I should like to un-nominate for super twattishness status all of the conservative cabinet who are currently fighting a selfless rearguard action in order to save their wondrous leader Mr. Johnson's arse presumably so that Nadine Dorries can chow down on it.

Or perhaps not ...

Eugh!  Mind bleach will never erase the mental image of Dorries rimming and then chewing on Johnson. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮