The UFWC* is up for grabs in this morning's Morocco v Croatia match, Croatia being the current holders of the title (even though they probably don't realise it, bless 'em).
* Unofficial Football World Championship, in which the holders are determined in the same way as in boxing. If you beat the champion, you get the title until you are beaten. First contested, indecisively, in Glasgow in 1872, although the definitive set of rules and records only started in 2003.