I can't really do maths. I got to sit in the corridor because of my thorough disengagement with the process of learning my times-tables. As mentioned, I never learned long division, quite honestly short was taxing enough not to bother with. I mean, if there's an apocalypse that involves all the world's calculators ceasing to work, and the only way to fight off the resulting zombie hoards is through quick fire square roots, I'm screwed.
It's a chance I'm willing to take.