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rogerzilla

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #25 on: 26 February, 2015, 09:19:40 pm »
Add washing powder and let it dissolve before adding your swimming trunks.
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Ruthie

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #26 on: 26 February, 2015, 10:26:14 pm »
Don't bang the baby's head on the side.
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canny colin

Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #27 on: 26 February, 2015, 11:19:42 pm »
quote author=Ruthie
Don't bang the baby's head on the side.
I never knew you could use a bidet  instead of a birthing pool . !!!
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Wobbly John

Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #28 on: 27 February, 2015, 10:53:20 am »
Quote from: canny colin on 26 February, 2015, 11:19:42 pm

I never knew you could use a bidet  instead of a birthing pool . !!!


I never knew you could use a bidet  instead of a birthing pool font. !!!
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #29 on: 27 February, 2015, 11:47:46 am »
Wowbagger, are you sure it was a bidet and not a Closomat or a Gerberit?
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IanDG

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #30 on: 27 February, 2015, 02:33:23 pm »
Quote from: Wowbagger on 26 February, 2015, 09:16:43 pm
Quote from: geraldc on 26 February, 2015, 01:23:41 pm
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Blodwyn Pig

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #31 on: 01 March, 2015, 05:41:08 pm »
Quote from: IanG on 26 February, 2015, 04:15:37 pm
Maybe she uses a corgi.


Ah! but just in case there should be a sudden leakage of gas, should make sure its Corgi registered. ;)
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #32 on: 02 March, 2015, 01:41:05 pm »
I'm intrigued as to whether this was in some place you were staying or Chateau Wow has become Shat, Oh, Wow!
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Jaded

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #33 on: 02 March, 2015, 01:56:09 pm »
You are suggesting he thought it was a German toilet?
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arabella

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Re: On using a bidet
« Reply #34 on: 06 March, 2015, 10:22:07 pm »
I can attest that a bidet is a good thing after giving birth.
The made me leave it at the hospital though.
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