After just over an entire year with nary a sniffle, the insides of my cranium are now pressurized with something that feels like ectoplasm mixed with wallpaper paste. Every now and then, when I least expect it, very liquid snot in some quantity issues profusely from my right nostril. Never the other.
I was hoping that I'd developed some supernatural resistance to lurgy.
On the plus side, I just snotted the cat. That was a nice change, she usually drools on me.