Yet Another Cycling Forum
Off Topic => The Pub => Topic started by: Torslanda on 29 April, 2018, 09:40:03 pm
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Just for fun, in the style of Tune Association, bands whose name wasn't quite . . .
Kick off with 'Stickleback', 'The Stone Noses', 'Thin Patty' etc.
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Cats d'Amour
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Poxy Music
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New Odour
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The Bozo Johnson Doo Dah Band
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Jethro Dull.
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Nine Inch Tails
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Crowded Mouse.
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Prefab Snout.
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Skinhead o'Connor
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Wishbone Elm
Other trees are available.
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The Sex Pustules
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Fountains Of Wine
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Led Balloon
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Blue Oyster Cunt
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Cheap Truck
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Simply Dead
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Queens Of The Stone Aga
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The B-51's
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Maybe.
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Moist! Moist! Moist!
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The Art Of Nose
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The Crazy World of Arthur Dent.
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The Crazy World of Arthur Dent.
;D
Durian Durian
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Nixon The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Other presidents are available...
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Cabaret Rousseau
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Stiff Ring Fingers
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Blue Oyster Cunt
Just spat tea all over my keyboard. :)
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Jefferson Airship
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Dave Dee, John, John and John.
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Shirley Temple Pilots
(there was actually a STP/Velvet Revolver covers band of that name on the local pub circuit)
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Crosby, Stills, Nash and John.
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Dave Dee, John, John and John.
<Monty Python> Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce </Monty Python>
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Dire States
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The Small Faeces.
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Adam and his Aunt
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Bod Company
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Bawling For Soup
Bowling For Soap
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The Poo Fighters
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Crosby, Stills, Nash and John.
Jon and John
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The Beagles
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Pubic Image Limited
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Durian Durian
Their debut album was, by all accounts, a real stinker.
Creedence Greywater Disposal.
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Guns and Noses
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Rim Jam
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Cuntry Joe & The Elasmobranchs
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Mott The Hoopoe
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Sniff 'n' The Seats
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Canada (had a miss with "Moose With No Name")
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Queer
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Laughter And The Dogs
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Manic Street Teachers
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The Human Leg
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Run BBC1
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Twisted Siesta
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Genesisn't (Liked "Maybe", John!)
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The Beagles
Buy one get one free, there, Helly!
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Siouxsie and the Barjees.
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Echo and the Bunnyboilers
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The Shite Stripes
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or the Wet Wipes
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The Polite
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Bison Springfield
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The Polite
The Politie in Belgium.
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The Ramoners
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Blimey, I'm exhausted. I'm going to bed.
(Not a group)
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The Beagles
Buy one get one free, there, Helly!
;D ;D
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The Donkeys
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Gerry and the Difibrillators
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The Teashop Explodes
Chris Farlowe are Go! (you need to be old enough)
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That reminds me...
Atomic Roaster
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Urea Heap
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The Sensational Alex Salmond band
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Captain Beerfart
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Martha and the Puffins
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Gerry and the Difibrillators
or Terry and the Peacemakers...
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Urinal Creep
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Pong
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Alternating Current, Direct Current
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Blub
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The When
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The Whirling Drones
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I2
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Puce Floyd
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Campervan
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The Slots
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Genital Giant
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Old Kestral Man Hoovers in the Park
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Cabaret Hot Air
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The Dead Loss Orchestra ( Fight with the mods )
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Frankie hill-top & winter , spring , summer & fall
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Bruce Horny & The AGA cookers
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Teh Teh
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The Thomson Twin
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BAAB
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Beetle
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U What?
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Me too
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The Water Pistols
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The Standing Stones
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Bob Marley and the Whalers
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Yaa
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Ali Fucker Tour
Smellyfinger
The Phwars (aren't they called that anyway?)
P45
Van Sainsbury's (topical!)
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No
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Hedgehog Bush
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Reg Dwight
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Traffic Wardens
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Grumble against the machine
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Frankie Goes To Holyhead.
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Right says Ted
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David Stiletto
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The Beach Bums
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Queen Consort
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Dr Bronowski Beat.
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Water Hole
or perhaps they could have gone with:
Bunch of Complete Tossers
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Spandex Ballet
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Golden Tinnitus
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Lead Dirigible
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Boomtown Hamsters
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The community officers
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Undead Kennedys
Fat Lizzie
Poxies
Subtle Shade of Mauve
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Not Butter
The Spam
The Gee Gees
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The Cloche
New Ordures
Pimply Red
Besty Boys
J-Zed
Pinkin Lark
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U3
Puffin Cafe Orchestra
Kelly Clarksdaughter
Taylor Slow
Manic Street Atheists
O-ho
Black Rebel Bicycle Club
House of Mild Discomfort
Six Inch Nails
Queens of the Mesolithic Era
Tentpole Tudor
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Orchestral Manoeuvres with a Dork
The Foodie Blues
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Dirty Harry and Bromide.
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Sanity
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Plop
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Wireless Receiver Head
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S.F.N. or Q.D.L.
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Electric Light Band
Blackpool Mac
Human Division
Joy Battalion
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The Dead Nixons
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A.A.W.A.
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Nixon The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Other presidents are available...
Clinton The Unstoppable Sex Machine
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Nixon The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Other presidents are available...
Clinton The Unstoppable Sex Machine
They would so have to cover Pink Floyd's 'Have A Cigar'. :demon:
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Fleetwood PC
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Alien Sex Friend
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Ziggy Spacedust And The Snickers From Mars
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0.01 Litres
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Primal Swamp
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The Herb Girls
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The Beach Bums
Objection! They actually existed. I have a track of theirs entitled "The Day They Raised The Thames Barrier (And I Rode All The Way To California)" on a 1985 complication* album entitled "Mutant Surf Punks: Hang 11".
Buns N' Roses
* ToBAGO
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BABA
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Captain Chickenheart
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The Butthole Sniffers
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9999 Maniacs
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Afro Kenwood Sound System
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Stevie Ray Vaughan & Good As Gold
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Soundallotment
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Crowded Bungalow
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Florence and the Mechanical Device
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Mike and the Workshop Technicians
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George Thorogood and the Builders
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The Bee Jays
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The Not Very Good Alex Harvey Band
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Picketty witchhunt
Fat man turner overweight
suzi 4 wheel drive
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Piggy Pop
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Petty Tom and the Heartbreakers
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Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers.
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Brunette
Poxette
The Windy Doorholes
The YHA
The Sax Pustules
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The Treating the Symptoms
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Half Man Half Lawnmower
BISCUIT DETH
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The Bozo Johnson Doo Dah Band
It's not so far from the truth. At the Edinburgh Festival Fringe many years ago was The Gonzo Dog Do Bar Band. :D
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Half Man Half Lawnmower
BISCUIT DETH
Half Man Half Victoria Sponge
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Little Hands
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Iron Midden
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Blind Faff
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Lake, Palmer and Emerson.
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...or Emerson, Lake and Parmo? :-\ ;D :D
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Pawn
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Emerson, Pond and Ham
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Someone call?
How about The Cockroaches? (there's probably a band called that, I know) (Band members: Toilet, Pawl, George and Squaro)
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The Cycling Pickets
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Nixon The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Other presidents are available...
Clinton The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Lurk mode off
May I inform the Honourable Forum Member that there is/was indeed a Japanese tribute band with the actual name who played at a Carter aftershow party after being crowd funded to attend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWhiBoyt8zg Playing on Fruitbat's Radio Show live from Brentwood!
Lurk mode on.
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Enumerating Corvids
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Shawiddywiddy
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Suacermeat
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The Kunks
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The Beetles
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The Confidentials
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Jerry and the Defibrillators
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Nothing But The Boy
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Jerry and the Defibrillators
Bzzt! Reply #68...
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The Basic Rollers
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Jerry and the Defibrillators
Bzzt! Reply #68...
Ah bum. Sorry about that. :-[ :)
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Darkie (featuring Harry Debbie)
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The Shed Martins
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Reverb and the Bunnyboys
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The Grateful Deaf (have we had that?)
Head, Hands, feat. Albert lee
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The Airnimals
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Dire Rear
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The Velvet Bus Replacement Service
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Jerry and the Defibrillators
Bzzt! Reply #68...
Ah bum. Sorry about that. :-[ :)
Great minds...
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Halogen Barrage Balloon
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Gaslight Skiffle Band
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Durian Durian
Public Enema
Megadirge
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Durian Durian
Ahem... ;)
Durian Durian
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Michelle Slightly Surprised
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Back Entry Boys.
Stop it! at the back of the classroom . . .
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64daysofstatic
UB39
998
[Enough! - Ed.]
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Thud!
Had hits with 'Thud!Rap' & 'Wake Me Up Before You Go To The Shops'.
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Boz Scroggs
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...and with apologies to Sir Pterry
Swingin' Blue Deans
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Sister Toboggan
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Parkinsons Stevens
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Slide
(Actually that's how you pronounce it in Wulver'amptun)
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Adam and his Aunts
The Bungles (supporting Zippy Stardust of course)
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Gas Light Orchestra aka GLO
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The Lying Quesadilla Sisters
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Judas Rabbi
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The Fat Faces
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John Fayall's Carbreakers
Had a near-miss with "Doin' That Scrapyard Thing"
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The Nieces Of Mercy
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The Only Child Thompson
Edison Shitehouse
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Creedence Clearwater Decline
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I can't believe we've not already had
UPoo.
No, just me then?
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Following on from CAMRAman
The Shitehouse Family
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Dog Stevens
Simone and Garfunkel
The Bricklayers
ABADABA
The Sliver Beetles
John Elton
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Reginald Bowie and the Spiders from Marlborough
Sonny and Chair
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Dinosaur II
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Durian Durian
Ahem... ;)
Durian Durian
Ah. I wondered what the smell was.
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Mal Jovi
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Puns and Posies
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Prosecco and Orange
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Probably
Famed for albums such as "Careful now", "Warning: Cliffs" and "Anecdotes from the sea".
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James and Bobby Putrify
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0.01 Litre
Also rejected was "The Average Amount of Jizz Band"
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Bonzo Cat Crap Band
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0.01 Litres
0.01 Litre
Also rejected was "The Average Amount of Jizz Band"
Come again?
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0.01 Litres
0.01 Litre
Also rejected was "The Average Amount of Jizz Band"
Come again?
.....on Eileen surely
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Lævo's Midnight Runners?
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Three Dogging Night.
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PJ & Drunken...
...or have I got them mixed up again?
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Voice Of The Wasps' Nest
Midnight Natural Gas
My Bloody Shrove Tuesday
The Jesus And Mary String
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Adams Airplane
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Varicose Artists
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Limp Soggy Bizkit
Spock's Beard Bored
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Write I haven't heard mention of Spock's Beard since I lost my teenage spots :o
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Amon Dull
Can't
Clementine Reverie
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Ian Dury and the Blackheads
Shed6
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Mould Club
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Ripley Vessel (actually*, he performed under this name when he was All Shook Up)
* no, not really.
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Ahatishoo
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Aspartame
The Sax Pistols
The Slippers ("Quite Near the Valley")
Alpaca
Neneh Berry
SparrowHawkWind
Private Service Broadcasting
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The Jones (have we had that one yet?)
Little Feet
Whisper Whisper
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David Jones and the Spiders from Mars.
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Michael and his for brothers
The Castabouts and the New Castabouts
The FivePenny bit
the Quail Family
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Alien Llama Farm
Alien Tea Fiend
The Grateful Bit Unwell
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Pajamarama
In the beginning
Pudding
White eel
The Mainfesters
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Canned Asparagus
Jute
Motley Spew
Cowbell
Grey Sabbath
Ikea Sprout
Deep Mauve
Black Nylons Motorcycle Club
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Gaye Pedestrians on Acid
Lesbian Dpoeheads on Bicycles
King Cleary and His Savage Mice
The Sam Hutt Band
Frank Ducks
The Balham Newts
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The Really Not Too Bad Alex Harvey Band
UB39
Aluminiumy Dan
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Aluminiumy Dan
better than Irony Dan I suppose
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Holly Island
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Aluminiumy Dan
better than Irony Dan I suppose
Their sound is a bit lighter, but when they try to push it too hard it all falls apart.
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Aluminiumy Dan
better than Irony Dan I suppose
It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
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Marvin Straight
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Mowgli
Bored of Canada
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Hard Sell
Billy Modest
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Joan Jett and the Blackheads.
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It's punk time:
The Sex Trebuchets
The Dashed
The Fizzchickens
The Minor Incident Of Handbags
Floppy Thumbs
Underpass Cult
The Fruit Preserve
The Angelic Kickstarts
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The Euthanasics
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Odeon Music,
Smooch
T Rover
Regina
The Gitter Band
Deaf Tiger
Pudding
Warlock
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Warlock
During the 1980s, there was a German heavy metal band (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlock_(band)) that recorded under that name.
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A Flock of Gannets
Gary Numan & Light Railway Militia
Vickers Ballet
Frankie Goes To Elstree
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Durian Durian ~ had a hit in Indonesia with an unlikely cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell"
The Jon Spencer Pies Experience
Andrew Bird's Bowl Of Gruts
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Durian Durian ~ had a hit in Indonesia with an unlikely cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell"
Phil Collins could feel it Coming in the Air Tonight.
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Manspread Mann's Earth Band
Modness
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I'm surprised pop pickers; a quick scan shows no entries in the chart for, "The Whom".
The David Clark Quintet
And an upvote for Helly's "Laevo's Midnight Runners".
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Have we had Judas Vicar yet? Singer Rob Halfords.
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Or Judas Rabbi(!) Singer: Topol.