any sane judge with any sense of 'sport'
That's a great definition of sport. Anything that requires a "judge" isn't a sport.
They may not be called that in short-track, I trusted Frankie. You do know it's not Figure Skating, don't you?
Sport will always need someone to impose their opinion, or their reading of the rules. Otherwise you have warfare! [Or - much worse - online computer gaming.]
I look forward to counter-examples with interest, but I think they will be rare.