Author Topic: Silly signs  (Read 340016 times)

PaulF

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #175 on: 17 October, 2011, 04:42:13 pm »
On a hotel room safe (approx 16"x4"x12") "Danger of Suffocation"

Feanor

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #176 on: 03 November, 2011, 09:23:40 pm »
from Namibia



I'm going to call SNAP on that one...
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #177 on: 03 November, 2011, 10:57:02 pm »
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #178 on: 04 November, 2011, 09:10:53 pm »

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Andrij

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #179 on: 05 November, 2011, 06:32:36 am »


From BBC news.

Perfektly sensible spelling (though KLEER would have been even better).  :smug:
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

clarion

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #180 on: 05 November, 2011, 08:56:54 am »
Is that Krusty the Klown's garage?
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #181 on: 05 November, 2011, 09:40:58 am »

Pingu

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #182 on: 05 November, 2011, 07:03:20 pm »
Precise - did you check it?

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #183 on: 06 November, 2011, 08:03:49 pm »
Not as precise as this one :


mcshroom

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #184 on: 06 November, 2011, 08:11:55 pm »
Sadly cameras are prohibited at my workplace, but we have a whole set of height barriers over the roads marked with a maximum height of 5.3340m
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #185 on: 06 November, 2011, 08:42:27 pm »
Why can't they just say 17' 6" (precisely).   :facepalm:

Flip side of that coin might be the 38mph speed limit in Windsor Great Park.




Pingu

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #186 on: 06 November, 2011, 08:52:27 pm »
Not as precise as this one :



The precision of the distance is the same.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #187 on: 06 November, 2011, 09:06:59 pm »
Many trucks in India have hand-painted signs saying they are restricted to 48km/h, clearly a conversion from 30mph. Wikipedia tells me that "India's conversion to the metric system occurred in stages between 1955 and 1962." The trucks weren't quite that old, that's for sure.
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #188 on: 06 November, 2011, 09:10:30 pm »
Sadly cameras are prohibited at my workplace, but we have a whole set of height barriers over the roads marked with a maximum height of 5.3340m

You don't work at Sellafield, do you? ;)

mcshroom

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #189 on: 06 November, 2011, 09:50:37 pm »
Sadly cameras are prohibited at my workplace, but we have a whole set of height barriers over the roads marked with a maximum height of 5.3340m

You don't work at Sellafield, do you? ;)

You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.  O:-)
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Basil

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #190 on: 07 November, 2011, 07:40:33 am »
This is a sign on the bar at my local.
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tiermat

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #191 on: 07 November, 2011, 09:18:13 am »
I feel like Captain Kirk, on a brand new planet every day, a little like King Kong on top of the Empire State

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #192 on: 07 November, 2011, 09:23:12 am »
Not as precise as this one :



The precision of the distance is the same.

Ah yes, but if you look closely, my sign has a little arrow that indicates the precise point from which to measure!   :smug:

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #193 on: 09 November, 2011, 08:07:17 pm »
I can see what they were going for here, I'm not sure the end result is quite what was envisioned though:


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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #194 on: 10 November, 2011, 10:52:52 am »
Passed a crane on my way in today 'James Jack, lifting specialists'. Nominative determinism
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Pingu

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #195 on: 10 November, 2011, 11:28:33 am »
I see those cranes frequently & I've never made the connection  :-[

Re: Silly signs
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Re: Silly signs
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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #198 on: 10 November, 2011, 03:06:58 pm »
From Serbia (as was the previous one).  I reckon thıs means: magicians operate in the area. Never trust magicians.


mysterious sign in Serbia by dean.clementson, on Flickr

tiermat

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #199 on: 10 November, 2011, 03:11:27 pm »
that last one is crying out for someone to put rabbit ears on it.
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